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Bathroom Quote by Robin Ince

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“They gave 12 monkeys a typewriter for a week, and after a week, they only used it as a bathroom.”

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My pet peeve is hearing a knock on the bathroom door followed by the familiar words, 'What are you doing in there?

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Using a public bathroom is an incredibly embarrassing experience. I enter the stall but can't reach the lock on the door.

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