Cold Quote by Robin Ince Download Open image “Not since Jimmy Carr have I seen a cold computer programme on stage generate so much laughter.” — Robin Ince ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cold Computer Computers Jimmy Laughter Programmes Stage
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There can be a science to joke writing, there are certainly rules and patterns that can be followed, but I think most of the… — Robin Ince Copy Share Image
Homeopaths do not have a physical brain, but merely 'skull water' with the memory of brains. — Robin Ince Copy Share Image
My wife could turn to me and she may say, 'Why do you love me?' And I can with all honesty look her in… — Robin Ince Copy Share Image
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“First, they came for the bigots, and I said nothing, because I didn’t believe I was a bigot, then…it was really nice, it turned… — Robin Ince Copy Share Image
I have a theory that evolutionary biologists are more vain than particle physicists. — Robin Ince Copy Share Image
I have spent a reasonable percentage of my life in libraries - I like the hush. — Robin Ince Copy Share Image
The main battle is to make people realise that doubt is important. Doubt is good. The 'don't know' answer sometimes is the box you… — Robin Ince Copy Share Image
We very quickly forget about the wonderful things we've got. People lose their excitement because there's too much. Basically we're experiencing nothing, because everything… — Robin Ince Copy Share Image
“I wonder how it can be considered that science disenchants the world. The power of the spells of physics to make the empty solid… — Robin Ince Copy Share Image
I have a very vibrant imposter syndrome that goes on throughout most of my life, but nothing more than when someone has to put… — Robin Ince Copy Share Image
Once ye made up yer mind to do somethin', 'tis better t'stumble o'er the small hillock of jump-ahead than t'bash yer head on the… — Karen Hawkins Copy Share Image
When you're scared - and I mean really scared, not just hearing a noise in the night, or standing toe to toe with someone… — Alexander Gordon Smith Copy Share Image
From the bitter cold winter at Valley Forge, to the mountains of Afghanistan and the deserts of Iraq, our soldiers have courageously answered when… — Solomon Ortiz Copy Share Image
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Of course Messi could handle a cold Tuesday night in Stoke. He'd be drinking tea and relaxing beforehand. Me? I'd probably be the same. — Neymar Copy Share Image
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You start playing when it's cold and you want to be playing when it's cold again. — Jimy Williams Copy Share Image
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I would have touched it like a child But knew my finger could but have touched Cold stone and water. I grew wild, Even… — William Butler Yeats Copy Share Image
What's to become of the morally sound? Left out in the cold, I suppose. We must heal the sick. — Henrik Ibsen Copy Share Image
When I first started, all the reviews of Cold Chisel would say, 'This singer won't have a voice in six months.' — Jimmy Barnes Copy Share Image