Bathroom Quote by Chuck Klosterman Download Open image ““...his lazy eye drifting around the room like a child looking for the bathroom.”” — Chuck Klosterman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bathroom Child Children Klosterman
“He walked into the bathroom, wincing at himself in the mirror, that always more tired older brother.” — J.G. Ballard Copy Share Image
“Tried to head in the general direction of the bathroom/ The truest room in the whole damn house.” — Regina Spektor Copy Share Image
“His eyes found mine, and for a moment I felt as if all the air in the room had retreated.” — Barbara A. Shapiro Copy Share Image
“I leaned over the sink, closer to my reflection, and stare at myself hard. I don't know what I see. I don't even know… — Nina LaCour Copy Share Image
“Sometimes it's necessary to leave the room. Come back a few minutes later with a handkerchief and a runny nose. He didn't notice that… — Gregory Hill Copy Share Image
“Even when he'd arrived he'd had restless eyes, eyes that were always looking about as if he might notice some place he'd rather be… — William Gay Copy Share Image
“He was discovered with his feet stuck to the ceiling in the bathroom with his head stuffed in the toilet...” — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
“After a quick glance around, he pulled me into the ladies' room and locked the door. Fantastic, another bathroom.” — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“Looking round the room I found there were so many false eyelashes flapping at me that I was beginning to feel a draught.” — Philip Kerr Copy Share Image
The only people who think the Internet is a calamity are people whose lives have been hurt by it; the only people who insist… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
“I suppose we'll never know what really happened in that room, though he did tell police, "I did it because I'm a dirty dog."… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
Do you know people who insist they like 'all kinds of music'? That actually means they like no kinds of music. — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
Let's say Twitter existed during the Civil War. We would have a better understanding of people in the Confederacy who were against slavery, people… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
All my friends are rock critics, so we talk about rock criticism a lot. Because of that, in order to be part of the… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
If rain is God crying, I think God is drunk and his girlfriend just slept with Zeus. — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
But no matter how many times we re-rank the presidents, in another 200 years, the top presidents will still be Washington and Lincoln and… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
Different critics go to different lengths to disagree with that sentiment, but ultimately, they're the person experiencing this art, and whatever judgment or taste… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
First, you must love yourself. And if you do that convincingly enough, others will love you too much. — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
Anyone who claims to be good at lying is obviously bad at lying. Thus - as a writer myself - I cannot comment on… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
“I care about strangers when they're abstractions but feel almost nothing when they are literally in front of me. They seem like unnamed characters… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
“Toby Keith writes songs like 1993's "Should've Been a Cowboy," and what's compelling is that you can't deconstruct its message. "Should've Been a Cowboy"… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
I've been in a serious conversation with one of my children, and a fan has come up. I've been in a public bathroom and… — Helen Reddy Copy Share Image
Ill-fitting grammar are like ill-fitting shoes. You can get used to it for a bit, but then one day your toes fall off and… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
You know, I'm the only one in this family who has no problems, . . . And you know why? Because any time I'm… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Poems come from ordinary experiences and objects, I think. Out of memory - a dress I lent my daughter on her way back to… — Sharon Olds Copy Share Image
I took a wrong turn on the way to the bathroom and found myself in a beautifully proportioned room I had never seen before,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In the 1998 Oscars, I found myself in the bathroom in a stall, next to Tom Selleck. So I leaned over and I said… — Tom Hanks Copy Share Image
My pet peeve is hearing a knock on the bathroom door followed by the familiar words, 'What are you doing in there? — Karen Scalf Linamen Copy Share Image
Using a public bathroom is an incredibly embarrassing experience. I enter the stall but can't reach the lock on the door. — Sinead Burke Copy Share Image
I get really nervous if pigeons are flying around before shows. I can't stand them after one once flew in through my bathroom window… — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
“I'll meet you outside," I said. No way was I actually doing to shout 'I have to pee' at the top of my lungs.” — Stella Lennon Copy Share Image
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
How are we doing, Simon?" she whispered into the small microphone in her collar. "Just about..." Simon started slowly. And then he stopped. "Wow."… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
