The last girl I love will be someone I haven’t even met yet, probably. — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
“Julia's fake love for Vance was exhilarating and idiotic; it was the kind of love you can only feel toward someone you… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
First, you must love yourself. And if you do that convincingly enough, others will love you too much. — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
As of right now, I am in love with her, and that love is the biggest problem in my life. — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
I once loved a girl who almost loved me, but not as much as she loved John Cusack. — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
Art and love are the same thing: It’s the process of seeing yourself in things that are not you. — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
Art and love are the same thing: Its the process of seeing yourself in things that are not you — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
“We all convince ourselves of things like this- not necessarily about Say Anything, but about any fictionalized portrayals of romance that happen… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
It appears that countless women born between the years of 1965 and 1978 are in love with John Cusack. I cannot fathom… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
“The year you spent ‘killing yourself’ to make me love you…I thought that was us being best friends. We had all those… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
Coldplay songs deliver an amorphous, irrefutable interpretation of how being in love is supposed to feel, and people find themselves wanting that… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
“…I have never understood the concept of infatuation. It has always been my understanding that being ‘infatuated’ with someone means you think… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
“We all have the potential to fall in love a thousand times in our lifetime. It's easy. The first girl I ever… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
“But I still feel like I lost. We all have the potential to fall in love a thousand times in our lifetime.… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
Even eternally free people are enslaved by the process of living. — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
It was the kind of love you can only feel toward someone you don't actually know. — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
I want fake love. But that's all I want, and that's why I can't have it. — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
“The main problem with mass media is that it makes it impossible to fall in love with any acumen of normalcy. There… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
Let's face it: Sadness and evil are always more believable than happiness and love. When a movie reviewer calls a film "realistic,"… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
“The main problem with mass media is that it makes it impossible to fall in love without any acumen of normalcy. There… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
The only people who think the Internet is a calamity are people whose lives have been hurt by it; the only people who insist… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
“I suppose we'll never know what really happened in that room, though he did tell police, "I did it because I'm a dirty dog."… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
Do you know people who insist they like 'all kinds of music'? That actually means they like no kinds of music. — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
Let's say Twitter existed during the Civil War. We would have a better understanding of people in the Confederacy who were against slavery, people… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
All my friends are rock critics, so we talk about rock criticism a lot. Because of that, in order to be part of the… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
If rain is God crying, I think God is drunk and his girlfriend just slept with Zeus. — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
But no matter how many times we re-rank the presidents, in another 200 years, the top presidents will still be Washington and Lincoln and… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
Different critics go to different lengths to disagree with that sentiment, but ultimately, they're the person experiencing this art, and whatever judgment or taste… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
First, you must love yourself. And if you do that convincingly enough, others will love you too much. — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
Anyone who claims to be good at lying is obviously bad at lying. Thus - as a writer myself - I cannot comment on… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
“I care about strangers when they're abstractions but feel almost nothing when they are literally in front of me. They seem like unnamed characters… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
“Toby Keith writes songs like 1993's "Should've Been a Cowboy," and what's compelling is that you can't deconstruct its message. "Should've Been a Cowboy"… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
