I think that most technology is positive in the short term, and negative in the long term. I wonder, if somebody looked… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
If Donald Trump loses badly, it could mean the end of the GOP as one of the two significant parties. — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
I love music, right? I can't say "I'm only going to listen to a physical medium," because there's a bunch of meaningful… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
The problem a lot of writers have is that they really, really enjoy people saying, "You're brilliant." They let their self-perception be… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
I'm good at being by myself. I guess if you're a writer you get used to that. — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
The debate about climate change in many ways is tied to the petroleum industry. If the value of petroleum was considerably less… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
If someone feels negative about the way society or culture seems to be going, what it probably suggests is that it's just… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
If you move furniture all day, if you're a construction worker, if you have a job that's real physical, this idea that… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
I hate motorcycles. Because if I hit one, even if it's not my fault, if I've done nothing wrong, I'm not charged… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
If somebody asked for the first draft of something I'd written, it'd probably be pretty close to whatever got published. I get… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
“If someone breaks your heart, just punch them in the face. Oh sure, it seems obvious now, but you’d be amazed at… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
Prior to the early 20th century, for the totality of humankind's existence if they saw something moving, it meant it was there.… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
I used to watch a lot of documentaries about Satanic possession - and I don't know if this is racist or not… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
I like storms. I would say I actively like stormy weather. I would not be afraid of them. I think that if… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
Every possible opinion is authored about everything. What's going to eventually happen is someone will look back on this period and have… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
Sure there's a percentage of people who are like, "It snowed in May. I don't believe in climate change." Well, that's crazy,… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
In some ways, Halloween is much easier for women. They can just dress as sluts, and it's kind of a costume, if… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
I can tell when I've met a bad journalist when they say, "I've met Madonna," or "I know Marilyn Manson." Because I… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
It drives me crazy to do readings of my books, because if I read anything I've written in the past, I'd like… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
If I'm around spiders, my fear isn't so much the spider, but my fear is that I'm somewhere rustic and that spiders… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
And it's kind of my own fault too, in the sense that I've used my own life as a literary device so… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
If you can't swim, the idea of being in nine feet of water is terrifying, much less the ocean. — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
In the Far East, it's very normal for people to wear masks in flu season. I don't know if I'd ever do… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
Cars are the most central thing in America, in a lot of ways. They've probably influenced the way we live more than… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
People hate the feeling that technology is dragging them into the future, that they're not really following what's happening, but being forced… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
The only people who think the Internet is a calamity are people whose lives have been hurt by it; the only people who insist… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
“I suppose we'll never know what really happened in that room, though he did tell police, "I did it because I'm a dirty dog."… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
Do you know people who insist they like 'all kinds of music'? That actually means they like no kinds of music. — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
Let's say Twitter existed during the Civil War. We would have a better understanding of people in the Confederacy who were against slavery, people… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
All my friends are rock critics, so we talk about rock criticism a lot. Because of that, in order to be part of the… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
If rain is God crying, I think God is drunk and his girlfriend just slept with Zeus. — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
But no matter how many times we re-rank the presidents, in another 200 years, the top presidents will still be Washington and Lincoln and… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
Different critics go to different lengths to disagree with that sentiment, but ultimately, they're the person experiencing this art, and whatever judgment or taste… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
First, you must love yourself. And if you do that convincingly enough, others will love you too much. — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
Anyone who claims to be good at lying is obviously bad at lying. Thus - as a writer myself - I cannot comment on… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
“I care about strangers when they're abstractions but feel almost nothing when they are literally in front of me. They seem like unnamed characters… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
“Toby Keith writes songs like 1993's "Should've Been a Cowboy," and what's compelling is that you can't deconstruct its message. "Should've Been a Cowboy"… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
