Asks Quote by Bill Jay

I don't care if you print something nasty about me. If it's true, fine. I don't care. But just make sure it's the truth.

— Tom Cruise

“But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom.”

— Tina Fey

“bathroom—if you”

— Bill O'Reilly

Dear Bathrooms, You're taking all my business away. Sincerely, Real photo booths

— Ana Chable

Dear restroom, you aren't just a bathroom. You are a place to talk, cry, gossip and escape from my class. Sincerely, teenagers.

— Anonymous

Before you use the bathroom in sombeodies house makesure they have toilet paper

— Ciara Leon

“I want to publish a book on toilet paper—not only about toilet paper, but actually print it on toilet paper. That way nobody will…

— Jarod Kintz

Would you like some toilet paper, you're talking a load of shit !!

— Anonymous

I am concentrating docilely on the question why U.S. restrooms always appear to us as infirmaries for public distress, the place to reagain control.

— David Foster Wallace

Dear restroom, you aren't just a bathroom. You are a place to talk, cry, gossip and escape from my class.

— Anonymous

I don't get why people put designs on toilet paper. its not like someones going to wipe their butt & be like

— Charlean

Do you want the truth or the politically correct version? The truth is that I go plastic, it's so much easier. And I like…

— George Clooney