Getting old Quote by Nikhil Saluja

At a certain point, you have to face the fact that you've turned into an old fart.

— Robert Gottlieb

“sometimes i trust my fart, i usually regert it”

— nickleback

The older you get, the funnier fart jokes are.

— Andy Samberg

FART THEN WAIT TILL SOMEBODY ELSE SMELL IT THEN BLAME THEM....AND YOU KNOW YOU DID IT..

— Renneec

Every man knows the smell of his own fart.

— Confucius

There comes a time in every man's life when he needs his own toilet.

— Patrick Süskind

Girls don't poop, so don't claim you do. You can fart - because farting is funny - but we don't want to know that…

— Ryan Hansen

“A woman's got one life: She's got to reach out and grab it with both hands, or it'll pass her by and leave nothing…

— Robin Schone

I'm not a fan of purposely farting in front of other people. If you have to fart, leave the room.

— Tina Fey

You're not a real man until you've loved a woman who does a little dance before she pushes out a fart.

— Nikhil Saluja

“Best to leave farts and the past behind you”

— Penny Reid

There are only two instances when farting and pooping in your pants is acceptable--when you are an infant, or are at Walmart.

— Anonymous