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“I don’t read Scripture and cling to no life precepts, except perhaps to Walter Cronkite’s rules for old men, which he did not deliver over the air: Never trust a fart. Never pass up a drink. Never ignore an erection.” quote by Roger Angell
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“I don’t read Scripture and cling to no life precepts, except perhaps to Walter Cronkite’s rules for old men, which he did not deliver over the air: Never trust a fart. Never pass up a drink. Never ignore an erection.”

Roger Angell

About This Quote

Source Interview: Unpublished interview, 1990s

The speaker humorously lists absurd rules, highlighting the absurdity of taking arbitrary advice seriously.

In simple terms: Don't follow nonsense advice blindly.

Key Takeaway

Question the source of advice.

Themes

humor absurdity advice

Mood

playful ironic

Type

satirical humorous

When to use this quote

  • daily decisions
  • media consumption
  • personal choices

Key Concepts

skepticism social norms

Questions to Reflect On

  • What advice do you follow without questioning?
  • How do you discern useful guidance?
A Different Perspective

The quote may be taken too literally, missing its satirical tone.

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