I suggest you and your Kmart Jaclyn Smith Collection outfit... stay the hell away from Derek Zoolander! -Katinka — Zoolander Derek Zoolander Copy Share Image
Damnit Derek, I'm a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor. -Larry Zoolander — Zoolander Cinema Copy Share Image
Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty. -Derek Zoolander — Zoolander Beauty Copy Share Image
Seriously, do you like service yourself ten times a day? -Derek Zoolander — Zoolander Seriously Copy Share Image
I'm sorry that good-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself. -Derek Zoolander — Zoolander Feel Copy Share Image
You have no evidence. Han-stupid destroyed everything. -Mugatu — Zoolander Destroyed Copy Share Image
I'm a hand model, mama. A finger jockey. We think differently than the face and body boys... we're a different breed. -J.P.… — Zoolander Copy Share Image
I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out… — Zoolander Life Copy Share Image
Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately… — Zoolander Lose Copy Share Image
You think that you're too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you Walter Cronkite... you aren't. -Derek Zoolander — Zoolander Too cool Copy Share Image
There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought,… — Zoolander Last night Copy Share Image
Mugatu is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it… — Zoolander Queen elizabeth Copy Share Image
Do as you are trained... AND KILL THE MALAYSIAN PRIME MINISTER! -Mugatu — Zoolander Kill Copy Share Image
Who are you tryin' to get crazy with, ese? Don't you know I'm loco? -Hansel — Zoolander Crazy Copy Share Image
I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories. -Maury Ballstein — Zoolander Bad memories Copy Share Image
How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building? -Derek… — Zoolander Children Copy Share Image
Hansel: I guess you can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan. Derek Zoolander: I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much. — Zoolander Derek Zoolander Copy Share Image
Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking? -Derek Zoolander — Zoolander Good looking Copy Share Image
Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte? -Mugatu — Zoolander Coffee Copy Share Image
I do not like snoopy reporter with lack of fashion sense, not one little bit. -Katinka — Zoolander Fashion Copy Share Image
If nobody has any objections, I believe I might be of service. -David Bowie — Zoolander Bowie Copy Share Image
Let me show you Derelicte. It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack… — Zoolander Life Copy Share Image
Wait a minute. I might just have an idea. They'll be looking for us at Maury's right? But they won't be looking… — Zoolander Looking Copy Share Image
