Quote by Zoolander Download Open image “You have no evidence. Han-stupid destroyed everything. -Mugatu” — Zoolander ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I'm just saying --' He pointed the way that Han appeared to be favoring. '--this doesn't feel right' 'Yeah, well, we're on a Star… — Joe Schreiber Copy Share Image
Obviously a fake Kyp. You distract him. I'll shoot him under the table." Han (to Leia) — Aaron Allston Copy Share Image
“I know. Off to save the galaxy again, that's my Leia." - Han Solo” — Michael A. Stackpole Copy Share Image
“Is this where you tell me that I'm a scoundrel, and I say that I think you like me because I'm a scoundrel? Because… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
“You're bored. Two weeks without someone trying to kill us and you're bored out of your mind. Leia to Han” — Greg Keyes Copy Share Image
“Luke smiled at his friend. “I seem to remember you called the Force a ‘hokey religion’ when I first met you.” Han looked away,… — Kevin J. Anderson Copy Share Image
“Han Solo if I ever saw him. Now, I’m not guaranteeing you’re going to get the” — Kelly Oxford Copy Share Image
“I had built this bubble around us. Around all of us-you, me, Chewie, the kids, Luke, Mara, even Lando. Heck, even the stupid droids.… — R.A. Salvatore Copy Share Image
“[Han] glared into his mug. Besides, he didn't add, asking Princess Leia for repacement reward credits would mean he'd have to tell her how… — Timothy Zahn Copy Share Image
“Leia had watched as Luke slowly overcame his grief for Obi-Wan Kenobi and his aunt and uncle, while learning about gunnery, ship repair, and… — Claudia Gray Copy Share Image
Seriously, do you like service yourself ten times a day? -Derek Zoolander — Zoolander Copy Share Image
Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get… — Zoolander Copy Share Image
There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, Wow, I… — Zoolander Copy Share Image
Damnit Derek, I'm a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor. -Larry Zoolander — Zoolander Copy Share Image
I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that… — Zoolander Copy Share Image
You think that you're too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you Walter Cronkite... you aren't. -Derek Zoolander — Zoolander Copy Share Image
I suggest you and your Kmart Jaclyn Smith Collection outfit... stay the hell away from Derek Zoolander! -Katinka — Zoolander Copy Share Image
I'm sorry that good-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself. -Derek Zoolander — Zoolander Copy Share Image
