Quote by Zoolander Download Open image “Who are you tryin' to get crazy with, ese? Don't you know I'm loco? -Hansel” — Zoolander ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Yah, right. Crazy people. Mas Locos. But one thing about crazy people--they see things other people don't.” — Christopher McDougall Copy Share Image
Hansel: I guess you can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan. Derek Zoolander: I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much. — Zoolander Copy Share Image
“Everyone is indeed crazy, but the craziest are the ones who don’t know they’re crazy; they just keep repeating what others tell them to.” — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
“Everyone is indeed crazy but the craziest are those who don't know they're crazy; they just keep repeating what others tell them to.” — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
“No, no, you have driven me mad! When I think that I had only one object in life: to give my name to an… — Gaston Leroux Copy Share Image
“,"I am not crazy, my reality is just different from yours."-Cheshire Cat” — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
“You baffle me, addle me, drive me insane. You muddle, befuddle, and rattle my brain. My senses are mad, Skewed judgment to blame. You… — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
Seriously, do you like service yourself ten times a day? -Derek Zoolander — Zoolander Copy Share Image
Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get… — Zoolander Copy Share Image
There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, Wow, I… — Zoolander Copy Share Image
Damnit Derek, I'm a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor. -Larry Zoolander — Zoolander Copy Share Image
I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that… — Zoolander Copy Share Image
You think that you're too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you Walter Cronkite... you aren't. -Derek Zoolander — Zoolander Copy Share Image
I suggest you and your Kmart Jaclyn Smith Collection outfit... stay the hell away from Derek Zoolander! -Katinka — Zoolander Copy Share Image
