Derek Zoolander Quote by Zoolander

Damnit Derek, I'm a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor. -Larry Zoolander

— Zoolander

Taste my pain, bitch! -Hansel

— Zoolander

“Derek got in my face, close enough for me to smell his bad breath and get a zoom on his zits. One on his…

— Jordan Dane

“And if Derek thought he was the only one who could chew spiced candy, he’d never met the girl who had shot a pistol,…

— Delilah Marvelle

“If you lick it you own it, Babydoll.”

— Sai Marie Johnson

Derek’s like, “So . . . what do you want to do first?” “I don’t know.” “Feel like ice cream?” “It’s, like, three degrees…

— Susane Colasanti

“Your name must be Mr. Dressup, cause I want to put my toy in your tickle trunk.”

— Dick Von Hardigan

“What to do with life? Get out of bed, Derek. That’s what you do. You get out of bed, and you get yourself a…

— Allie Burke

“did I just think about licking Liam like he was a Popsicle or something?”

— Kirsty Moseley

“Well what would you have us do, Jason? Swan into a hardware store without any cash and say “give us your best rack or…

— Trevor Barton

“If you gotta scratch the itch, scratch it. Or, if you want to do away with the day job, scratch, itch or no!”

— Deb E. Howell

“(Derek) “How do you see the beauty in a three-eared dog but not in a guy with big teeth?” (Christy) “Dogs rule. People drool.”…

— Lisa Henry