Bad memories Quote by Zoolander

I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories.

— Jerry Stiller

“Compared to the bladder examination the prostate examination was like the caress of a lover. From Stairlift to Heaven”

— Terry Ravenscroft

My doctor was checking my balls for lumps the other day, I think it got awkward when I ran my fingers through his hair..

— Carlin Whisler

“Most people around these parts wouldn't recognize the difference between a prostate and being prostrate if their prostate was lying prostrate in the middle…

— Maggie Wells

I finally had my prostate checked. And I was super-thankful that I taught my asshole to whistle before the doctor stuck his finger in…

— Ryan Reynolds

Autobiography Of Mr. Penis When I Was Young, I Was Cute. All Loved To Wash, bMe. Now, All Suck Me, Stroke Me, Put Me…

— Nikhil Saluja

“I’m assuming your cherry has been thoroughly popped.” “Wrapped up, tossed into the lake, and died in a watery grave.” “Is that a euphemism?”…

— Taryn Quinn

What else does anyone have except for a collection of slightly painful memories?

— Ed Weeks

My sex life is so bad, my G-spot has been declared a historical landmark.

— Joan Rivers

“You've been through my stuff. I bent over and let one of you stick the world's longest finger up my ass. If a prostate…

— Stephen King

Sorry you can't blame steroids for your genitalia's size and dysfunction.

— Anonymous

A penis has a sad life: His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy, & his…

— Myself