““I’m assuming your cherry has been thoroughly popped.” “Wrapped up, tossed into the lake, and died in a watery grave.” “Is that a euphemism?” “It wasn’t until just now.” “I’m jealous. Like a lot. I lost my cherry a long time ago, but I’m pretty sure the tree grew back. Can you re-virginize?” I snorted. “Don’t think that’s a thing.” “Hey, the holes in your ears can close. Why not?” “Pretty sure that’s totally different.” “Not really. Earring post or orgasm-inducing-cock. Kinda the same thing.” “I can say, with complete candor, that it is not the same thing.””
