Has beens Quote by Joan Rivers Download Open image “My sex life is so bad, my G-spot has been declared a historical landmark.” — Joan Rivers ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bad Spot Declared Historical Has beens Hillarious Historical Historical Landmark Landmarks Life Life Bad Life is Sex Sex life Spots
My sex life has gone from bad to pathetic. My G spot stands for godforsaken. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
Girls: to be very honest with you, we guys really don't give a shit about finding your g-spot. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
For those who know nothing about how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word Shopping. — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
For those who know nothing of how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word shopping. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
“You know, there’s no pleasure like the joy of being a sexual woman. You can take your careers, your money, your houses and possessions,… — Fiona Thrust Copy Share Image
There's always something new with sex. We lived in a world without Viagra, now we live in a world with Viagra. We lived in… — Dan Savage Copy Share Image
Sex is a very narrow avenue. You only have so many holes and parts, and eventually, you run out of things to do. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
“I know about safe sex," Nathan said, interrupting Jack's thoughts. Jack swallowed. "That's good." He smiled at his son, vastly relieved that there would… — Rachel Gibson Copy Share Image
I've had sex four times this week I'll explain, having a hard time adjusting to fame. — Drake Copy Share Image
“Life is short, and society is dead wrong when it comes to sex. I plan to live my life to the fullest, enjoying every… — Amanda Abbott Copy Share Image
I didn't want to do 'Fashion Police' because I thought, 'This is stupid, this is beneath me, who wants to talk about fashion?' It… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
All my way through college, I worked my way as a window dresser for Lord & Taylor, so I always liked fashion. I always… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
Everyone thinks Angelina Jolie was the first celebrity baby hoarder, but she wasn't. Before Angelina there was Mia Farrow. Mia had an entire farm… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I have no sex appeal, which kills me. The only way I can ever hear heavy breathing from my husband's side of the bed… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
If you hate something, you hate it, and if you like something or somebody, you like it, but tell the truth. And most celebrities… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I know now that everybody in the arts is forever a beginner. Experience counts for a great deal and very little. Every night onstage… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
My breasts are so low now I can have a mammogram and a pedicure at the same time. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I love Vines. You make this 6.4-second drama, and you can reach 6 million viewer, and make people laugh. I find it so fabulous. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
Whatever meaning 'Annie's Song' had for me on a personal level, there was also a larger context. It could just as easily have been… — John Denver Copy Share Image
In the entire history of the universe, let alone in your own history, there has never been another day just like today, and there… — Frederick Buechner Copy Share Image
The image of blacks usually is one of people who are suffering from hunger, unemployment, and poverty. The idea of them as agents and… — Grace Lee Boggs Copy Share Image
Mankind have been slow to believe that order reigns in the universe-that the world is a cosmos and a chaos. — James A. Garfield Copy Share Image
We find few historians who have been diligent enough in their search for truth; it is their common method to take on trust what… — John Dryden Copy Share Image
Gambling has held human beings in thrall for millennia. It has been engaged in everywhere, from the dregs of society to the most respectable… — Peter L. Bernstein Copy Share Image
And I have been very blessed, having coached some of the greatest that have ever played the game. But if I had to start… — Red Auerbach Copy Share Image
My folks tried to make a preacher of me and missed by a narrow margin… I would have made a good one if I… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
Here's the reality. The image of a white Jesus has been used to justify enslavement, conquest, colonialism, the genocide of indigenous peoples. There are… — Tim Wise Copy Share Image
A lot of people have been saying 'The 100' reminds them of 'Lord Of The Flies,' 'Lost' and 'Battlestar Galactica,' and all of those… — Marie Avgeropoulos Copy Share Image
I've long believed one of the mainsprings of our own liberty has been the widespread ownership of property among our people and the expectation… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
During the last 17 years... I have been working at the restoration of a once exhausted hillside. Its scars are now healed over, though… — Wendell Berry Copy Share Image
