Death Quote by Lia Habel

“in these shitty plastic days ...”

— Gillian Flynn

“To hear you tell it, you'd think man was only put on this earth to keep urinals from going to waste.”

— Barbara Kingsolver

“She bought a bucket. It was made of yellow plastic, and we kept it on the floor in the kitchen, and that was what…

— Jeannette Walls

“Problem is, the bathroom pass can't help you escape life. It's still there when you come out. Problems and crap don't go away hiding…

— Simone Elkeles

“You can pee when you're dead.”

— Jordan Wright

“I don't use airplane bathrooms. As a rule. And I really don't like breaking rules. (It's kind of one of my rules.) I mean,…

— Lauren Morrill

I'm no interior decorator, but just I have a feeling that plastic plants in the bathroom... probably not a good idea.

— Kyan Douglas

“bathroom—if you”

— Bill O'Reilly

“In the bathroom two water tumblers were sealed in cellophane sacks with the words: "These glasses are sterilized for your protection." Across the toilet…

— John Steinbeck

“Instead of making trash cans cylinder shaped, they should make the mold look more like a person, to help with that ever baffling question:…

— Jarod Kintz

“The worst job in the whole world must be recycling toilet paper.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

“No doubt, the toilet must have come alive and regurgitated all over the floor and walls. The putrid water is still trickling from the…

— Kelby Losack