“First,' Dad said, giving me a stern look, 'Captain Griswold and you [Nora] and i must have a little chat.' I batted… — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
“Bram knocked, and Chas opened the door, her music growing louder. She had strips of tinfoil in her hair and a cigarette… — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
“No. No more surprises. No more secrets. Or so help me, I will rip off your own leg and beat you with… — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
“Probably the easiest way to explain [the situation] is to simply say that your proteins refuse to bend [to the zombie protein's… — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
“I was surprised by the growl that wanted to well up in my throat.... I told myself it was stress, not my… — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
“The fact that she made this beeline for me both warmed my soul and made me want to turn around, walk out… — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
“See, they say it’s ‘survival of the fittest’, but you and I really know that it’s ‘survival of the most heavily armed” — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
“I gave [Nora] as long as she needed, all the while mentally designing my tombstone. 'R.I.P., Captain Abraham R. Griswold. He was… — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
“So, could there be a cure?' Nora looked at me out of the corner of her eye. I found myself looking at… — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
“I was jealous of [Nora] at first, because she had prettier dresses and the naturally curly hair that had been my ultimate… — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
“[after Bram bit Nora at her request] It hit me then that she wasn't half as disgusted as she should be. '[Nora,… — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
“What about mold," Tom reminded her. "Fuzziness on a girl is never attractive.” — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
“I ran this through my "girl talk" translator and said, "I could eat him, if either of you'd like. Seems like it… — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
“All of our lives suck right now, okay? You might think yours is an extra special sparkly rainbow unicorn fart type of… — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
“Thirty minutes later we were in Aunt Gene's carriage, Pam compulsively adjusting her bonnet, me meditating upon all of the ways it might be… — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
“Hey, she's hot. Literally. And circulation, I find that very, very attractive in a woman.” — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
“You know, that bishop strategy you often use is incredibly devious, and I was just about to try a new way to block it… — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
“Now, feel free to call me what I am-call me a corpse, call me dead, call me a killer if you want. I've killed… — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
“I felt like crawling off and finding a way to kick myself in the rear. One twist of the leg, might not be too… — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
“We were all quiet for a few moments before I broke the silence by saying, in my best upper-crust-girls'-school voice, "I am sure that… — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
“We just had to keep going and hope that whoever was in charge up top got his act together or started receiving pro-zombie messages… — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
“First,' Dad said, giving me a stern look, 'Captain Griswold and you [Nora] and i must have a little chat.' I batted my eyelashes… — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
“C'mon," I said, choosing to ignore his statement of the bloody obvious.” — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
“It's not like I enjoy introducing myself as a creature from beyond the grave.” — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
“I want to go home," she whispered to me. "Forget that last speech, I want to go home.” — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
“It was five minutes of screaming, slamming myself against the door, and stamping my feet-and a minute of contemplating the cold, horrible idea that… — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
