Bathroom Quote by Steven Tyler

I Believe your friends Mr. Fred and George Weasley tried to send you a toilet seat.

— JK Rowling

I believe your friends Mr. Fred and George Weasly tried to send you a toilet seat.

— Harry Potter - Albus Dumbledore

I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat. No doubt they thought it…

— Anonymous

“My father hated public restrooms. Once, when I was a little boy, I had noticed he did not wash his hands after urinating and…

— J.D. Daniels

I couldn't even go to the bathroom alone. My mother or a social worker always went with me.

— Natalie Wood

I didn't understand how. But the toilets had responded to me. I had become one with the plumbing...

— Rick Riordan

All the men in the joint raised me up, told me what to do, what was right and wrong, told me when to sit…

— Charles Manson

Eight years ago, I was a waiter, and I didn't have a pot to piss in. And now...? It's like I said to my…

— Nick Frost

Today, I was sitting on the toilet. I asked my bf to bring me a pair of clean underwear. He did so but They…

— Sheryne Brooks

I peed in my wife's boot once. On honeymoon, in Madrid, we were drinking absinthe and somehow made it back to our hotel. I…

— Rob Corddry

I walked around a women's shoe store and tapped on every pair of golashes In it. The sales woman asked me what I was…

— Travis P

“I wash my hands twice in the bathroom—once before I touch my penis, and once again after I rinse off my hands in the…

— Jarod Kintz