Bathroom Quote by Alanis Morissette

I'm a nudist at heart.

— Christopher Meloni

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper.

— Steven Wright

Nudists are fond of saying that when you come right down to it everyone is alike, and, again, that when you come right down…

— Diane Arbus

Its all good, I do this. I turn a straight prude bitch into a nudist.

— Wale

I hate when there's no more toilet paper and I have to bother the person in the next stall to help wipe me.

— Nikhil Saluja

I hate to be enclosed. I don't like bathroom doors - I don't shut them. In fact, in my house, I have no doors.

— Patti Smith

The other day I walked in on my roommate while I was masturbating.

— Nick Thune

I was never one who was squeamish about nudity. I don't believe in being promiscuous about it, but several times I thought of going…

— Bettie Page

Nudists are people who wear one-button suits

— Samuel Johnson

I’m a nudist by trade and hobby. I grew up in LA and I’ve been fortunate enough to be doing this for a great…

— Martin Starr

If you grasp the bathroom door handle to exit without using a paper towel, you're right back where you started, with who-knows-whose germs on…

— Faith Salie

Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!

— Tommy Cooper