On the fourth day of telecommuting, I realized that clothes are totally unnecessary. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Happiness is sitting down to watch some slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out that he spent two weeks in a… — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
I'm a leave-the-bathroom-door-open nudist, which is sometimes disconcerting for my friends. — Alanis Morissette Copy Share Image
Being chairman of the Senate Commerce Committee is like being a mosquito in a nudist colony. — John McCain Copy Share Image
“Doubtless there were insanely frenzied warriors, but there is no evidence that lunatic nudists made regular appearances on the battlefield.” — Bernard Cornwell Copy Share Image
Changing from a player to a coach, I felt like a mosquito in a nudist colony. I didn't know where to begin. — Pee Wee Reese Copy Share Image
I was never one who was squeamish about nudity. I don't believe in being promiscuous about it, but several times I thought… — Bettie Page Copy Share Image
I just love having no clothes on outside, and the only time to do that is when the sun's shining. It's a… — PJ Harvey Copy Share Image
Nudists are fond of saying that when you come right down to it everyone is alike, and, again, that when you come… — Diane Arbus Copy Share Image
“What you wear is more important than what you say, and if your shirt’s not pressed, impressions are instantly formed about you.… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Was it a camp?" Daniel asked. Sean nodded. "A naturist camp." "Maya will feel right at home", Corey said from his spot… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
One of my correspondents has me convinced that the human race would be saved if the world became one huge nudist colony.… — Cyra McFadden Copy Share Image
I feel in my bones that Lady Gaga is a true strident feminist and good for my soul - but how do… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
I think you just have to be comfortable in your skin. But, I'm a nudist in any case. I've never had a… — Heidi Klum Copy Share Image
I’m a nudist by trade and hobby. I grew up in LA and I’ve been fortunate enough to be doing this for… — Martin Starr Copy Share Image
Being natural and matter-of-fact about nudity prevents your children from developing an attitude of shame or disgust about the human body. If… — Lee Salk Copy Share Image
Sweet, sane, still Nakedness in Nature! — ah if poor, sick, prurient humanity in cities might really know you once more! Is… — Walt Whitman Copy Share Image
So many ideas come to you and you want to try them all, but you can't. You're like a mosquito in a… — Reggie Jackson Copy Share Image
Clothes therefore, must be the insignia of the superiority of man over all other animals, for surely there could be no other… — Edgar Rice Burroughs Copy Share Image
Being natural and matter-of-fact about nudity prevents your children from developing an attitude of shame and guilt about the human body. — Lee Salk Copy Share Image
“Picture us, five floating nudists in oxygen masks, ragged with fatigue and degrees of schock, squeezing the last beads of antifreeze from… — Jonathan Lethem Copy Share Image
Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Solomon's Laws: 8. If a guy who's smart, handsome, and rich invites you and your girlfriend to a nudist club...chances are he's… — Paul Levine Copy Share Image
I come from a country where you don't wear clothes most of the year. Nudity is the most natural state. — Elle Macpherson Copy Share Image
I tell you that there are eighty-plus-year-old nudists cavorting on your property, Ashley O'Ballivan, and all you can do is laugh? — Linda Lael Miller Copy Share Image
My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Dermot Reeve was so self-obsessed that even on the local nudist beach he only admired himself — Simon Hughes Copy Share Image
I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Forget 'redeeming social value,' dirty pictures are fun. When I die I want my ashes sprinkled over a nudist camp. — L. Neil Smith Copy Share Image
I come from a family of communist nudists. I was allowed to do or not do what I liked. My parents were… — Lars von Trier Copy Share Image
“Though the weather was cool, the beach at Herringsdorf was dotted with quite a few diehard nudists. Primarily men, they lay walrus-like… — Jeffrey Eugenides Copy Share Image
A man who publishes his letters becomes a nudist - nothing shields him from the world's gaze except his bare skin. A… — E. B. White Copy Share Image
I have a 60-acre farm in North Carolina, and I have a tractor and a farmhouse. As soon as I groom the… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
