Bathroom Quote by Dorothy Parker

That awkward moment when someone asks where the bathroom is and then, instead, answers their mofo phone.

— Bailey Heideman

Dear restroom, you aren't just a bathroom. You are a place to talk, cry, gossip and escape from my class.

— Anonymous

Warning!Never go to the bathroom while talking on the phone with your boyfriend.(its hard doing 2 things at once)

— Glennda

That dammit moment when you forget to take your phone to the toilet so you just sit there like Now what do I do¦?

— Azgraybebly Joslan

I don't get embarrassed.

— Kesha

Sometimes, I'm very embarrassed.

— Jackie Chan

I'm not a person that's easily embarrassed, but I'm embarrassed for other people.

— Ricky Gervais

I'm an embarrassing person who's done some very embarrassing things.

— CMAT

I just walked out of the room. I was like, I'm embarrassed, so I need to leave.

— Maddie Ziegler

I always think that I've embarrassed myself.

— Christina Ricci

Dear restroom, you aren't just a bathroom. You are a place to talk, cry, gossip and escape from my class. Sincerely, teenagers.

— Anonymous

I took two important phone calls while in the shower today because I'm a goddam professional.

— AJ Lee