Love Quote by Glennda

Excuse me, everybody, I have to go to the bathroom. I really have to telephone, but I'm too embarrassed to say so.

— Dorothy Parker

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.

— Anonymous

I took two important phone calls while in the shower today because I'm a goddam professional.

— AJ Lee

Always go to the bathroom before you ‘go’ to the bathroom.

— Craig Benzine

That dammit moment when you forget to take your phone to the toilet so you just sit there like Now what do I do¦?

— Azgraybebly Joslan

If you're always worried about being on your phone, then you really are missing out on everything that's happening in front of you,

— Vanessa Hudgens

Boyfriends have to understand my needs. I shower four times a day.

— Anna Kournikova

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls!

— Reif Larsen

And it's okay if you have to go away. Oh, just remember the telephone works both ways ((You and I Both))

— Jason Mraz

So whenever u get in the mood, just call boyfriend number 2.

— Pleasure P

Trying to keep a relationship going on the phone is disastrous.

— David Thewlis

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

— Stephen Hawking