““Listen.” The voice is extremely loud, and I am forced to hold the telephone away from my ear. “I don’t know who you are, or why you have Jack’s phone, but he is my boyfriend, and—” Boyfriend? What is a boyfriend? Perhaps it is something like a beau. “Is he engaged to you, then?” I hope not. “What? No. Of course not.” “Oh, what a relief. He is my true love, and you do not sound very nice.” “What? Listen, you . . .” And then, strangely enough, she calls me a female dog.””
![“I’m your boyfriend ?” [...] “Well … yeah.” “Holy shit, I’m someone’s boyfriend. Are you sure?” “I’m sure.” “And you’re not just saying it because it pretty much means I have to tell you now?” “To be honest, I’m kind of scared that the word slipped out.” I love him for doing a little fist pump…” quote by Charlotte Stein](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/5f5/charlotte-stein-3450_boyfriend_i-m-your-boyfriend-well-yeah-holy-shit-i_1476932.jpg)
