I offer Emily half of my hit of acid- Love Saves the Day. It's my second or third time tripping, Emily's first,… — Nick Flynn Copy Share Image
In order to satirize adequately, I think you need to bring people down to Earth and be like, 'Yeah, these people drink… — Anna Chlumsky Copy Share Image
If you stay in a house and you go to the bathroom and there is no toilet paper, you can always slide… — Paul Merton Copy Share Image
Asked for your opinion on the prints, you have two choices: truth or tact. I ask for the bathroom. — Bill Jay Copy Share Image
The pool table, like bathroom graffiti and horrible lighting, is a dive bar staple. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
Granuaile looked terminally depressed when she emerged from the bathroom with raven hair and, as a result rather Goth by accident. She… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
The Sopranos' is filled with really retrograde humor. Bathroom humor, falls, stupid puns, bad jokes - infantile, adolescent stuff, but it makes… — David Chase Copy Share Image
Amy bit her lip. "I was so scared, Dan. I couldn't think. She shook her head. "I feel so ashamed of myself.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There should be a new, more honest euphemism. Like, I'm leaving office because I plan to solicit more anonymous sex in bathrooms. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You can say, 'Can I use your bathroom?' and nobody cares. But if you ask, 'Can I use the plop-plop machine?' it… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
In any relationship there are certain doors that should never be opened. The bathroom door, for example. — Richard Jeni Copy Share Image
My understanding of Twitter was that it was a bunch of famous people telling you when they're going to the bathroom. And,… — Kerry Washington Copy Share Image
It doesn't occur to so many people that if you don't have a clear heterosexual, gender confirming identity that there are parts… — Lena Dunham Copy Share Image
I remember being young and people passing me things under the bathroom to sign, like under the stall. Like adults. We were… — Jodi Sweetin Copy Share Image
The reason for privacy is not so that people will not know you go to the bathroom. It's to allow certain things… — Samuel R. Delany Copy Share Image
It annoys the hell out of me when people say, This is the kitchen, and this is the bathroom. What am I,… — A.M. Homes Copy Share Image
Who puts the food in your mouth? Who goes to the bathroom for ya? You do. You came on this earth alone… — Jack LaLanne Copy Share Image
Is that really the issue [of bathrooms and gender] we want to be pushing leading up to a momentous election like this… — Steve Inskeep Copy Share Image
I shut the bathroom door and caught sight of my face in the mirror. I had no idea how quickly it was… — Ruta Sepetys Copy Share Image
EVE:so thats the bathroom where shane spends houres doing his hair shane:bite me — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
Ahh! Lady Pillows. So much fluffier than mine.” He took a giant whiff. “Why does everything girlie smell so delightful?” “Because we… — Kathy Reichs Copy Share Image
I grew up in a very small house with five brothers and sisters and my parents, all with one little bathroom. And… — John Varvatos Copy Share Image
The body is sort of a pain. It has to go to the bathroom. It has to be comfortable. But the spirit… — Robert Ballard Copy Share Image
I thought it would be funny to take a photo in the White House bathroom, I take pictures everywhere I go, but… — John Legend Copy Share Image
in the mornin' po-lice at my door Fresh adidas squeak across the bathroom floor Out the back window.. I make a escape… — Ice T Copy Share Image
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