The chili I ate made for an explosive bathroom experience. I don't know how to put this delicately, but I missed the… — Seth Green Copy Share Image
What conflicting ideas that we love and embrace these women, and entrust them to raise our children and to feed us and… — Kathryn Stockett Copy Share Image
Guys always follow me into the bathroom and ask for pictures and stuff. — Rob Gronkowski Copy Share Image
“...his lazy eye drifting around the room like a child looking for the bathroom.” — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
Through the small tall bathroom window the December yard is gray and scratchy, the tree calligraphic. — Dave Eggers Copy Share Image
Singing in the bathroom is interior stupidity. Outside the bathroom is exterior absurdity. — Mohammad MUSTAFA Copy Share Image
Do me a favor, guys. Don't drink so much that you become the guy that goes into the bathroom and moans while… — Christian Finnegan Copy Share Image
Oh, cold world -- I have grown so weary of you and all your horrible bathrooms. — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
Sometimes I think it would be nice to share everything I've got with somebody - and sometimes I think I'm very lucky… — Nicholas Haslam Copy Share Image
At its heart, the quest that trans people are on is to have the same thing that straight — and gay —… — Jennifer Finney Boylan Copy Share Image
What you forget when you're planning a hijack by yourself is somewhere along the line, you might need to neglect your hostages… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Yes, you make yourself useful, angel boy. Meanwhile, I’ll be in the bathroom.” William’s jet-black hair was dripping wet and plastered to… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
I didn't go Hollywood on the outside with flashy cars, upstairs maids and mink covered bathroom fixtures. I went Hollywood on the… — Joan Caulfield Copy Share Image
Rude staff, bad lighting, and dirty bathrooms are all signs of a bad restaurant and a good reason to leave a restaurant! — Gordon Ramsay Copy Share Image
I had a stalker who was extremely violent. He broke into the studio with knives and I was locked in a bathroom. — Paget Brewster Copy Share Image
Most guys believe that they're supposed to know how to fix things. This is a responsibility that guys have historically taken upon… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I don't want to be like the actor who rehearses everything in the bathroom, then comes to the set and carries on… — Ben Kingsley Copy Share Image
“If ... you are looking for a large dose of truth with some all too human foibles and faults and long nights… — Leviak B. Kelly Copy Share Image
But I've swallowed my pride before, that's for sure. I'm practically lined with my mistakes on the inside like a bad-wallpapered bathroom. — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
“No, I've been doing this myself forever. I could have gone in here myself, but my daddy doesn't want me to get… — Gabrielle Zevin Copy Share Image
It was a weird sensation. Like getting caught eavesdropping, or lying, or sitting on the toilet and having the bathroom walls suddenly… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I love to be in my bathroom with my candles lit, morning, noon and night. I like taking hot baths and hot… — Traci Bingham Copy Share Image
The dining room is a building; the bathroom is a building. If we scatter this single-program architecture inside of a domestic environment,… — Jimenez Lai Copy Share Image
Sometimes that is why you might even stay in the bathroom for even half an hour, making that water running all over,… — Dennis Brown Copy Share Image
