Bathroom wall Quote by Isaac Marion

“bathroom, moving like a woman in a trance.”

— Linda Lael Miller

“Three Denises wobbled in front of her, all of them watching her with fond concern. “You’re a sweetie. I appreciate you cheering me on…

— Sarah Mayberry

“Sometimes spending the night on the bathroom floor brings clarity to an otherwise cloudy situation.”

— Jewel E. Ann

The awkward moment when its quiet in the bathroom but you know there are more people in there

— Author Name

The awkward moment when its silent in the bathroom

— Anonymous

“Depends on if this is an ass chewing session or a rational discussion. I've had enough shit flung at me today that I'm feeling…

— Lorelei James

When you walk through life with a dirty mind, the simplest things seem funny

— Green Monk

“Your brain is doing some great work when it's laughing.”

— Jon Scieszka

“be sick or anything make sure you make it to the toilet.”

— Madison Grace

“When a guy at the urinal says to me, "If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it," I like to look…

— Jarod Kintz

“This is an ego-free bathroom." "Then what the fuck are you doing here?" I ask her with a tilt of my head.”

— Krista Ritchie

“To my surprise, the toilet began to play music. It was probably supposed to be comforting, some sort of melody to soothe you while…

— Stuart Gibbs