Money Quote by Lorelei James

“2. I’m just caging my monkey mind on paper so I can get on with my fucking day.”

— Timothy Ferriss

“But like so many other things in my life, I had a feeling it would come and bite me on the ass. Until then,…

— Alexia Purdy

“The idea of a monkey, albeit a slightly more sophisticated than average one, probing inside of my mind as though she were looking for…

— David Simpson

“Look, rodent.” At least she could still talk.. “Either chop off my ears so I’m not subjected to your verbal projectiles or clench your…

— Auden Johnson

“So do you really expect me to continue to believe that incredibly sucktastic we’re-just-a-bunch-of-grease-monkeys line? Seriously, dude, I could eat a bowl of Alpha-Bits…

— Anonymous

“Your friend is so ugly and hairy. Hey, you'll upset my monkey ! We were talking to the monkey...”

— Anonymous

“I can’t believe you grew up and ate a monkey. Worse, I can’t believe I let a guy who ate a monkey kiss my…

— Rachel Gibson

“DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOU MONKEYS.”

— Jay Kristoff

“Feelings fucking suck monkey balls.”

— Danielle Jamie

“It was as if a room full of monkeys had been fed prunes and let loose. I”

— Jamie McFarlane

“you were attacked by cement monkeys?”

— Tom Cook

“When you have a piece of gum... don't swallow it.”

— Maccaroni and cheeze