Bathroom Quote by Austin Rivers

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

— Jeff Foxworthy

I hate that weird stare you get when you walk back into the classroom after going to the bathroom.

— Anonymous

I got called a boy all the time. Going into the bathroom, I still get the shocked look, like, 'Are you supposed to be…

— Brittney Griner

Going to the bathroom is not a spectator sport.

— Doug Wilson

“I'm going to the bathroom, not to Beirut. What horrible fate do you think's waiting for me in there? Death by toilet swirly?”

— Melissa Landers

I actually called a touchdown on national TV in the NFL while going to the bathroom.

— Joe Buck

My understanding of Twitter was that it was a bunch of famous people telling you when they're going to the bathroom. And, that was…

— Kerry Washington

Making music for Radiohead is like going to the bathroom, I'm just going to the bathroom constantly, and millions are watching me go to…

— Thom Yorke

(I have) a wide stance when going to the bathroom.

— Larry Craig

After about 25 fights you don't always have to keep going to the bathroom before the fight.

— Lennox Lewis

Let's stick together." "Well, you're going to have to wait here for me there: I'm going to the bathroom." "But how long are you…

— Georgia Byng

When I was on the swim team as a kid, I used to hide out from my coach by going into the bathroom and…

— Jeff Kinney

I don't think it's man's function to write. I don't think it's a normal thing like teeth-brushing and going to the bathroom. It's a…

— Rod Serling

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women

— Leah Remini

The coronavirus has yet again exposed the strong contrast between President Trump - who is working ardently for the American people - and a…

— Kayleigh McEnany