Amazing funny Quote by Anonymous

That awkward momment when you get up to go pee in the middle of the night and run back to your room when your…

— Imansta

Sometimes it's called passing out and sometimes it's just pretending to be asleep

— Sherman Alexie

It's a play where something went wrong, 'Cause it's five hours, twelve minutes long. If you sit there, my friend, From beginning 'til end,…

— Allan Sherman

I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.

— Green Monk

How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what kinda sick dream were you having that caused that.

— Kevin Hart

That moment when you really have to pee but your to darn lazy to get up to use the bathroom.

— Raea

Ever noticed when you're hiding you always have to pee?

— Anonymous

Why do they call it the restroom? Is there anybody just resting in this room?

— Dane Cook

That feeling when you can't fall asleep and you decide to stay up all night and then end up falling asleep 20 minutes before…

— Akbar Cullen

The awkward moment when its quiet in the bathroom but you know there are more people in there

— Author Name

Nothing feels better than walking back into your warm bed after a morning pee.

— Crap

You know you had a wild night when you wake up to find your bed peed in and you didn't do it.

— Anonymous