Als Quote by Al Yankovic

If I could find the right kind of property, get tied in with the right movie, I'd love to be involved, but I just…

— Al Yankovic

My personal taste doesn't enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody.

— Al Yankovic

So I'm one of the few celebrities that got to do a repeat performance on 'The Simpsons,' which I'm very flattered by.

— Al Yankovic

Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph…

— Al Yankovic

People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation.

— Al Yankovic

So that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material.…

— Al Yankovic

I write and write and write, and then I edit it down to the parts that I think are amusing, or that help the…

— Al Yankovic

I have very mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I’m concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is…

— Al Yankovic

I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.

— Al Yankovic

There are probably a few library fines I haven't paid yet, but I'm a pretty clean-cut guy overall.

— Al Yankovic

In the '80s, I was putting out an album virtually every year, I think mostly based on fear - that if I didn't, people…

— Al Yankovic

One of the hardest things I've had to deal with in my career is keeping my material topical even though I only release albums…

— Al Yankovic