People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation. — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
In the '80s, I was putting out an album virtually every year, I think mostly based on fear - that if I… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
If something is good enough, it can be out there and people will see it. — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
There's enough people that do unfunny music. I'll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline. — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
I tend to enunciate pretty well. It's always seemed that my voice is one of those voices that people can recognize pretty… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
At this point I've got a bit of a track record. So people realize that when 'Weird Al' wants to go parody,… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
Like, I have had moments, which I think most people have, where you'll be watching TV, and it'll be interrupted by some… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
People that were a little nerdy in high school would look up to me and know it gets better. — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
I'm always a little leery about doing shows where I'm not the headliner because when I first started playing in 1982 I… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
As much as people are griping about the Internet taking sales away from artists, it's been a huge promotional tool for me. — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
I'll bet every great thinker and leader we've got Could see all kinds of things other people could not! So then why… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that's not me. — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
I've always known that if I recorded an album, it would come out, and people would enjoy it! Whereas if I wrote… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?' — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I've parodied over… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
I don't watch a lot of other people's parodies because I don't want to be unduly influenced. — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
If I could find the right kind of property, get tied in with the right movie, I'd love to be involved, but I just… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
My personal taste doesn't enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody. — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
So I'm one of the few celebrities that got to do a repeat performance on 'The Simpsons,' which I'm very flattered by. — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation. — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
So that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material.… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
I write and write and write, and then I edit it down to the parts that I think are amusing, or that help the… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
I have very mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I’m concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
There are probably a few library fines I haven't paid yet, but I'm a pretty clean-cut guy overall. — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
In the '80s, I was putting out an album virtually every year, I think mostly based on fear - that if I didn't, people… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
One of the hardest things I've had to deal with in my career is keeping my material topical even though I only release albums… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image