I write and write and write, and then I edit it down to the parts that I think are amusing, or that… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
In the '80s, I was putting out an album virtually every year, I think mostly based on fear - that if I… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
Sometimes I get, "Have you ever thought about doing real music?" I like to think the music I do is real, it… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
I cut my teeth playing rock songs on the accordion when I was a teenager and my friends always thought that was… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
I think my chances of ever making it into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
I'm free to do what I please, I'm probably not going to do albums. Just because I think releasing tracks as singles… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
I was able to come up with a couple articles for the magazine, I was able to solicit help from a bunch… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
Like, I have had moments, which I think most people have, where you'll be watching TV, and it'll be interrupted by some… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can't think of a clever… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
I'm a music fan, and I can listen to the radio, or music, without thinking, "How am I going to screw this… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
I'd like to be able to be more topical and timely and more of-the-moment and I think the way to do that… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
I think I'm equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the "Letters and Tomatoes" column, which is the fan mail… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?' — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
I like to think that I've gotten better at what I do. I spend more time and pay more attention to detail… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture. — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
There's a lot of different ways that a song would be a challenge to parody. There are a lot of songs that… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
If I could find the right kind of property, get tied in with the right movie, I'd love to be involved, but I just… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
My personal taste doesn't enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody. — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
So I'm one of the few celebrities that got to do a repeat performance on 'The Simpsons,' which I'm very flattered by. — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation. — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
So that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material.… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
I write and write and write, and then I edit it down to the parts that I think are amusing, or that help the… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
I have very mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I’m concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
There are probably a few library fines I haven't paid yet, but I'm a pretty clean-cut guy overall. — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
In the '80s, I was putting out an album virtually every year, I think mostly based on fear - that if I didn't, people… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
One of the hardest things I've had to deal with in my career is keeping my material topical even though I only release albums… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
