I went to the bathroom and threw some water on my face, combed my hair. If I could only comb that face,… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. — Karen Russell Copy Share Image
Dudes," He said, "Do not follow other dudes to the bathroom." Isabelle sighed. "Latent homosexual panic will do you in every time — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I do not think it is appropriate for teenage boys and girls to share the same bathroom. — Dan Forest Copy Share Image
We are a nation of 20 million bathrooms, with a humanist in every tub. — Mary McCarthy Copy Share Image
Tom: I don't know how to tell you this, but... there's a Chinese family in our bathroom. — 500) Days Of Summer Copy Share Image
“This is an ego-free bathroom." "Then what the fuck are you doing here?" I ask her with a tilt of my head.” — Krista Ritchie Copy Share Image
Love dries up, I thought as I walked back to the bathroom, even faster than sperm. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
One day I actually took the list into the bathroom and I put it up against my face and looked in the… — Star Jones Copy Share Image
Never discuss the poem you contemplate writing. It's like turning on the outside spigot. It takes all the pressure off the upstairs… — Robert Frost Copy Share Image
I got stopped in front of the bras in Victoria's Secret; I get interrogated in airport bathrooms. I went to South Africa… — Sasha Pieterse Copy Share Image
She said, "'Ye can we get married at the mall?" I said, "Look, you need to crawl 'fore you ball Come and… — Kanye West Copy Share Image
normal person's weekly chore list: 1. clean kitchen. 2. clean bathroom. 3. clean entire rest of domicile. cleaning impaired person's weekly chore… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
A novel is a piece of architecture. It's not random wallowings or confessional diaries. It's a building-it has to have walls and… — John Irving Copy Share Image
I guess I'm not that metrosexual. My bathroom cabinet is hardly overflowing with products. I only really have my stuff for shaving.… — Clive Owen Copy Share Image
I get really nervous if pigeons are flying around before shows. I can't stand them after one once flew in through my… — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
“The bathroom was jungle-fogged, flooded with puddles, piled with soaked towels; cakes of soap with long strands of blonde baked in. A… — Allyse Near Copy Share Image
Without thinking, I knelt in the grass, like someone meaning to pray. When I tried to stand again, I couldn't move, my… — Louise Glück Copy Share Image
“Then came the time for the evening visit to the toilet, for which, in all likelihood, you had waited, all atremble, all… — Aleksandr I. Solzhenitsyn Copy Share Image
Bathrooms are, on a square foot basis, the most expensive room in the house to renovate. If you want to test your… — Candice Olson Copy Share Image
Now you can leave home at any time you like.Your mother comes down and finds a picture of the Eiffel Tower on… — Quentin Crisp Copy Share Image
At its heart, the quest that trans people are on is to have the same thing that straight — and gay —… — Jennifer Finney Boylan Copy Share Image
People go to Vegas, and they don't know what to do; here's what you do. You go to the casino in your… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
In 2009, I traveled to South Sudan with my organization PSI. While there, I visited a local school and met with a… — Mandy Moore Copy Share Image
