I want you. Bad. Right now. Against the wall. On my bed. The floor and maybe in the bathroom later. I have… — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
Acting is like painting pictures on bathroom tissues. Ten minutes later you throw them away and they are gone. — Shelley Winters Copy Share Image
When you sit down to write, write. Don't do anything else except go to the bathroom, and only do that if it… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
I tell ya, I knew my morning wasn't going right. When I put on my shirt the button fell off, when I… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
If you exchanged wedding vows, tape them to your bathroom mirror and read them aloud to yourself every morning along with the… — Harriet Lerner Copy Share Image
They meet in the girls' bathroom. The last time they were forced to meet in a place like this, they took separate,… — Neal Shusterman Copy Share Image
“Then came the time for the evening visit to the toilet, for which, in all likelihood, you had waited, all atremble, all… — Aleksandr I. Solzhenitsyn Copy Share Image
Without thinking, I knelt in the grass, like someone meaning to pray. When I tried to stand again, I couldn't move, my… — Louise Glück Copy Share Image
I am going to be working on bathroom fittings for a company in the USA, and then I thought it was appropriate… — Arne Jacobsen Copy Share Image
When I was eight years old, I got a dummy for Christmas and started teaching myself. I got books and records and… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
I wouldn’t want you to get in the shower and then pass out or some such. How about if I help you… — Devon Monk Copy Share Image
When I'm doing kitchen planning as well as bathroom design, I try to walk through the day with the homeowner. If we're… — Candice Olson Copy Share Image
I moved into the garage at my mom's house, she wouldn't let me into the house, and the garage didn't have any… — Luis J. Rodriguez Copy Share Image
Anecdote: The extent of Michael Jackson's fame at its height, and his eagerness to exploit it is shown by an incident in… — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
Using the bathroom in space is hard, and you've got to be very - what was the word? - very kind to… — Jared Isaacman Copy Share Image
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
It's funny how certain objects convey a message - my washer and dryer, for example. They can't speak, of course, but whenever… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
I got a chance to get an actual label. I performed this slow song, this ballad I have. I just remember going… — Chris Brown Copy Share Image
It’s wherever you are. If it’s tapped into any of your senses, it knows where you are and what you’re doing.” Oh… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
What kind of guardian are you? Shouldn't you have gone to the bathroom with him?" Isabelle demanded. Jordan looked horrified. "Dudes," he… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
All of a sudden, I don't have a leg. I'm in a wheelchair. I have half a foot; I can't even walk… — Lauren Wasser Copy Share Image
There were eleven kids, and we all shared a bathroom. It was enough to drive us all insane. — Alice Ripley Copy Share Image
I thought I was going to die. Seriously. I had a 24-hour flu and then I had a stomach virus. I couldn't… — Austin Rivers Copy Share Image
