Of course I believe in evil...I work in real estate. -Edie — Desperate Housewives Believe Copy Share Image
Yeah, well, my heart wants to hurt you, but I'm able to control myself! -Susan — Desperate Housewives Control myself Copy Share Image
Don't be angry; be thankful, children are a gift. -Father Crowley — Desperate Housewives Children Copy Share Image
Every time you offer me afternoon sex its because you want something, and its not afternoon sex. -Carlos — Desperate Housewives Time Copy Share Image
And I love you because you find ways to compliment me when you could just say, 'I told you so.' -Susan — Desperate Housewives Compliment Copy Share Image
Oh, sweetie, they didn't abandon you because you're a whore, they abandoned you because you weren't all that nice to begin with.… — Desperate Housewives Whore Copy Share Image
You wanna be a better mother? Do what my mama did, make sacrifices. My mama worked her fingers to the bone for… — Desperate Housewives Mama Copy Share Image
I've never seen so many sweater sets...are you sure this is a closet and not a portal to the 1950s? -Renee Perry — Desperate Housewives Closet Copy Share Image
The only person more self-centred than me is Carlos; he's so self-centred he doesn't even know how self-centred I am. -Gabrielle — Desperate Housewives Carlos Copy Share Image
I never forget a gay face. I have what scientists call a homographic memory. -Lee McDermott — Desperate Housewives Memory Copy Share Image
Love isn't enough. Where would we live? Here? With your roommates? The only decoration in the bathroom is a bong! -Gabrielle — Desperate Housewives Bathroom Copy Share Image
An odd thing happens when we die, our senses vanish. Taste, touch, smell and sound become a distant memory, but our sight?… — Desperate Housewives Left behind Copy Share Image
The search for power begins when we're quite young. As children, were taught that the power of good triumphs over the power… — Desperate Housewives Children Copy Share Image
Trust is a fragile thing once earned, it affords us tremendous freedom but once trust is lost, it can be impossible to… — Desperate Housewives Betray Copy Share Image
Nothing is forever and the time comes when we all must say goodbye to the world we knew. Goodbye to everything we… — Desperate Housewives Goodbye Copy Share Image
In every housewife's closet there's an article of clothing that tells you more about its owner than she would want you to… — Desperate Housewives Fashion Copy Share Image
The way I see it is that good friends support each other after something bad has happened, great friends act as if… — Desperate Housewives Being there for someone Copy Share Image
I think I've got the right tree. Just sick of barking. -Katherine Mayfair — Desperate Housewives Barking Copy Share Image
You know what they say; ugly plus money equals handsome! -Renee Perry — Desperate Housewives Money Copy Share Image
I'm taking my champagne and ageing eggs and I'm going. -Bree Van De Kamp — Desperate Housewives Going Copy Share Image
I want a sexy little convertible! And I want to buy one, right now! -Gabrielle — Desperate Housewives Cars Copy Share Image
This is the way I see it, good friends offer to help in a crisis, great friends don't take no for an… — Desperate Housewives Friend Copy Share Image
We didn't exactly forget. It's just usually when the hostess dies, the party is off. -Lynette — Desperate Housewives Dies Copy Share Image
Every time we went out for pizza you could have said, 'Hey, I once killed a man.' -Susan — Desperate Housewives Killed Copy Share Image
Okay, yes I am closer to your father than I have been in the past, the bitter hatred has now settled to… — Desperate Housewives Hatred Copy Share Image
How would you feel if I used your child support payments for plastic surgery? -Susan — Desperate Housewives Child support Copy Share Image
I try to hold my head up and smile and just bake more pies for the church social. But now your ex… — Desperate Housewives Slumber party Copy Share Image
We may think we left the past behind, but it has a way of catching up to us. Though we want to… — Desperate Housewives Leave the past behind Copy Share Image
