Quote by Desperate Housewives Download Open image “I'm taking my champagne and ageing eggs and I'm going. -Bree Van De Kamp” — Desperate Housewives ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I brought horny in a brown paper bag from home that I’ll break out at lunchtime and put over someone’s ugly head. Tomorrow I’ll… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We could make a meal of what’s left in this box: potato, onion, rind of cheese, elderly egg. We could make another baby without… — Rachel Contreni Flynn Copy Share Image
Champagne by the boatload. Keep a bottle of a Veuve Clicquot in a choke hold. Im rough I choke hoes, cockin a magnum like… — Ludacris Copy Share Image
“I didn’t even try it but the feeling that I got from being slightly high was so nice, I was so relaxed and happy… — Mariana Calderón de la Barca Copy Share Image
“St. Clair clears his throat. 'My fiancée and I are headed out for a celebratory dessert. I'd ask you all to join us, but… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
Won't you come upstairs, girl, and have a drink of champagne? What's your name, little girl, what's your name? — Lynyrd Skynyrd Copy Share Image
I asked my date what she wanted to drink. She said, 'Oh, I guess I'll have Champagne.' I said, 'Guess again.' — Slappy White Copy Share Image
“Champagne arrived in flûtes on trays, and we emptied them with gladness in our hearts... for when feasts are laid and classical music is… — Roman Payne Copy Share Image
I’m going out, remember?” I prodded. “And I’m going to drink too much, which makes me horny. Don’t forget to take your vitamins, ace. — Sylvia Day Copy Share Image
An odd thing happens when we die, our senses vanish. Taste, touch, smell and sound become a distant memory, but our sight? Ah, our… — Desperate Housewives Copy Share Image
I've never seen so many sweater sets...are you sure this is a closet and not a portal to the 1950s? -Renee Perry — Desperate Housewives Copy Share Image
Don't be angry; be thankful, children are a gift. -Father Crowley — Desperate Housewives Copy Share Image
Yeah, well, my heart wants to hurt you, but I'm able to control myself! -Susan — Desperate Housewives Copy Share Image
Nothing is forever and the time comes when we all must say goodbye to the world we knew. Goodbye to everything we had taken… — Desperate Housewives Copy Share Image
Oh, sweetie, they didn't abandon you because you're a whore, they abandoned you because you weren't all that nice to begin with. -Bree Van… — Desperate Housewives Copy Share Image
Trust is a fragile thing once earned, it affords us tremendous freedom but once trust is lost, it can be impossible to recover of… — Desperate Housewives Copy Share Image
And I love you because you find ways to compliment me when you could just say, 'I told you so.' -Susan — Desperate Housewives Copy Share Image
You wanna be a better mother? Do what my mama did, make sacrifices. My mama worked her fingers to the bone for me. -Carlos — Desperate Housewives Copy Share Image
I never forget a gay face. I have what scientists call a homographic memory. -Lee McDermott — Desperate Housewives Copy Share Image
The search for power begins when we're quite young. As children, were taught that the power of good triumphs over the power of evil.… — Desperate Housewives Copy Share Image
