Killed Quote by Desperate Housewives

“He was death’s messenger. He was the takeout pizza of murder.”

— J.S. Morin

“... I completely forgot about the pizza until the cops showed up.”

— Tom Leveen

“I always say, pizza is like sex," he chimed. "There's no such thing as bad pizza. Only better.”

— Deanna Wadsworth

“I tried to knock my wife up, but she’d only let me ring the doorbell. And she made me dress up like the pizza…

— Jarod Kintz

“Pizza... It's what America's having for dinner!”

— José N. Harris

“As long as we have pizza, It’ll always end happily ever after”

— Chloe Gadsby-Jonestsp

“I want to live in a world where the need for pizza belittles that of war.”

— Jason Barnett

“Yes! Just don’t hurt us.” “Good. And pizza. I am in the mood for a pizza.”

— Willow Rose

“You twirl a mean pizza, Honey...”

— Frank Doyle

“So...what are you delivering today -- pizza or death?" "Both, actually.  Pepperoni for you now, and a fatal aneurism to the woman in room…

— Rachel Vincent

“I love my pizza so much, in fact, that I have come to believe in my delirium that my pizza might actually love me,…

— Elizabeth Gilbert

“Why would that woman shoot me? We had dinner reservations later!”

— Gunter Vogler