Tom Leveen

“Whoa, hello, assertiveness! How lovely to make your acquaintance.”

— Tom Leveen

“Friends are how God apologizes for your family."---Mike”

— Tom Leveen

I'm the girl nobody knows until she commits suicide. Then suddenly everyone had a class with her.

— Tom Leveen

“You're damn skippy I am.”

— Tom Leveen

“... I completely forgot about the pizza until the cops showed up.”

— Tom Leveen

“A good rock band is like a great lover. Their rhythms simultaneously jolt and calm you. They know when and where to…

— Tom Leveen

“However, since I lacked the testicular fortitude to make contact with Becky, I went ahead and called Sydney the next afternoon and…

— Tom Leveen