Quote by Frank Doyle

“I always say, pizza is like sex," he chimed. "There's no such thing as bad pizza. Only better.”

— Deanna Wadsworth

“Pizza is not just a food, it's a state of mind.”

— Ed Buhrer

“Pizza. It'll cure whatever ails you.”

— Janice Thompson

“Yes! Just don’t hurt us.” “Good. And pizza. I am in the mood for a pizza.”

— Willow Rose

“Pizza... It's what America's having for dinner!”

— José N. Harris

“I want to live in a world where the need for pizza belittles that of war.”

— Jason Barnett

“I love my pizza so much, in fact, that I have come to believe in my delirium that my pizza might actually love me,…

— Elizabeth Gilbert

“I can smell through my nose a pizza.”

— Wyatt Parish

“Put the pizza on the ground and step way from the vehicle, please.”

— Humdinger C. Eggnoggin

“So if you are what you eat and you are as young as you feel, then I am a pizza, right out of the…

— Tom Althouse

“I hung a large pizza over my window, because it was more delicious than curtains.”

— Jarod Kintz

“... I completely forgot about the pizza until the cops showed up.”

— Tom Leveen