I try to hold my head up and smile and just bake more pies for the church social. But now your ex is camped out on our doorstep like I'm hosting some kind of morman slumber party. And I do… — Desperate Housewives Copy Share Image
An odd thing happens when we die, our senses vanish. Taste, touch, smell and sound become a distant memory, but our sight? Ah, our… — Desperate Housewives Copy Share Image
I've never seen so many sweater sets...are you sure this is a closet and not a portal to the 1950s? -Renee Perry — Desperate Housewives Copy Share Image
Don't be angry; be thankful, children are a gift. -Father Crowley — Desperate Housewives Copy Share Image
Yeah, well, my heart wants to hurt you, but I'm able to control myself! -Susan — Desperate Housewives Copy Share Image
Nothing is forever and the time comes when we all must say goodbye to the world we knew. Goodbye to everything we had taken… — Desperate Housewives Copy Share Image
Oh, sweetie, they didn't abandon you because you're a whore, they abandoned you because you weren't all that nice to begin with. -Bree Van… — Desperate Housewives Copy Share Image
Trust is a fragile thing once earned, it affords us tremendous freedom but once trust is lost, it can be impossible to recover of… — Desperate Housewives Copy Share Image
And I love you because you find ways to compliment me when you could just say, 'I told you so.' -Susan — Desperate Housewives Copy Share Image
You wanna be a better mother? Do what my mama did, make sacrifices. My mama worked her fingers to the bone for me. -Carlos — Desperate Housewives Copy Share Image
I never forget a gay face. I have what scientists call a homographic memory. -Lee McDermott — Desperate Housewives Copy Share Image
The search for power begins when we're quite young. As children, were taught that the power of good triumphs over the power of evil.… — Desperate Housewives Copy Share Image
Every time you offer me afternoon sex its because you want something, and its not afternoon sex. -Carlos — Desperate Housewives Copy Share Image
The only person more self-centred than me is Carlos; he's so self-centred he doesn't even know how self-centred I am. -Gabrielle — Desperate Housewives Copy Share Image
