I am just like all the jerks and idiots you know. I am just a guy that watches sports all day. — Brian McKnight Copy Share Image
There are jerks all over Washington. Life is short; being a jerk is just unnecessary. — Mona Sutphen Copy Share Image
The trick is simply to avoid jerks. There are lots of them out there. Most people are unhappy. — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
“People who are jerks don’t get to decide whether they’re jerks. It’s left up to a jury of their peers.” — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
~Why do guys have to be jerks… they must like cheating on their girlfriends or they just like to hurt their girlfriends… — She's_gone Copy Share Image
“Some are born jerks” she said, “some have jerkhood thrust upon them, and some mature into rich and vibrant jerks. You are… — Stephen Hunter Copy Share Image
“But, really, are there any guys out there who aren’t jerks? I don’t even know any grown-up men who aren’t jerks.” — Margaret Peterson Haddix Copy Share Image
“[He] is the worst kind of asshole they make - the kind who is completely oblivious to how he sounds, the kind… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
“Felix just sat there, not smirking exactly - or not so as you could call him on it - but clearly happy… — Sarah Monette Copy Share Image
The last thing you want is a group of senators who just lent you seven and a half billion dollars to sit… — Sergio Marchionne Copy Share Image
“The easiest way to disarm a bully or a jerk is to take any insult he throws at you and follow it… — Dan Pearce Copy Share Image
“As if on a conveyer belt, there will be a never ending supply of idiots and jerks that come and go in… — Dan Pearce Copy Share Image
You know why so many guys are jerks? They think it's the trend, They see all the nice, gentlemen guys get blown… — KM II Copy Share Image
For all them guys that think a girl will take you back just because you apologize for how bad you hurt her,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I’ve been dealing with jerks like you my entire life. You kept me silent for four years, but you’re not going to… — Melyssa Winchester Copy Share Image
To all the jerks and rejects that walked into my life just to spit on me and walk out: THANK YOU! You… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If you don't want her to go, you should say it. Those jerks who can't say a word no matter how much… — CLAMP Copy Share Image
“It is my sincere desire that my research and hard work will help create a world where we all learn to walk… — Alexei Maxim Russell Copy Share Image
There is no shortage of jerks in the world. No matter where you go, there'll be jerks there. Everyone's gonna want to… — Isaiah Harden (Me Copy Share Image
Talk radio around Boston is brutal, and I think that's part of what goes on is that people as they're driving to… — Tom Heinsohn Copy Share Image
“Claiming to be offended is a great way to elevate yourself at the expense of others: “Look at me! I'm a much… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.” — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
Even the jerks earn some of our affection. We can be glad they're gone and yet still mourn the good parts. — Shannon Hale Copy Share Image
People seem to think that you should be willing to speak to them whether they're jerks or not. — Martha Plimpton Copy Share Image
When it comes to masturbating, my hand can be one of the biggest jerks. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“HMPH. Why are all the hot guys either jerks or part of a sinster plot to murder your friends?” — James Asmus Copy Share Image
They bully 'cause they know they hate themselves and they are nothing but total jerks! — Maria Copy Share Image
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