“Claiming to be offended is a great way to elevate yourself at the expense of others: “Look at me! I'm a much… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“If you want to call it quits, just tell me. Man up and say it to my face. Don’t just skulk around.” — J.M. Richards Copy Share Image
I am just like all the jerks and idiots you know. I am just a guy that watches sports all day. — Brian McKnight Copy Share Image
“Felix just sat there, not smirking exactly - or not so as you could call him on it - but clearly happy… — Sarah Monette Copy Share Image
There are so many of these young-adult movies with these cold guys who act like jerks to girls but are hiding soft… — Alice Englert Copy Share Image
There are jerks all over Washington. Life is short; being a jerk is just unnecessary. — Mona Sutphen Copy Share Image
Talk radio around Boston is brutal, and I think that's part of what goes on is that people as they're driving to… — Tom Heinsohn Copy Share Image
“Don, we're huge fans," I said. "Don, we're huge fans," he shot back in a high-pitched voice meant to mock me. What… — Natalie Standiford Copy Share Image
“It is my sincere desire that my research and hard work will help create a world where we all learn to walk… — Alexei Maxim Russell Copy Share Image
“I'd been at the mercy of a prick on a power trip, the kind of buttoned-up bantam rooster who gets off on… — Norah Vincent Copy Share Image
“As if on a conveyer belt, there will be a never ending supply of idiots and jerks that come and go in… — Dan Pearce Copy Share Image
“But, really, are there any guys out there who aren’t jerks? I don’t even know any grown-up men who aren’t jerks.” — Margaret Peterson Haddix Copy Share Image
For all them guys that think a girl will take you back just because you apologize for how bad you hurt her,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I will never grow thick skin, so that you don't have to feel bad about being a jerk to me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The easiest way to disarm a bully or a jerk is to take any insult he throws at you and follow it… — Dan Pearce Copy Share Image
You have one big mythology in your favor: Everyone believes that you Europeans are impeccable. But I know you are jerks. — Fernando Flores Copy Share Image
“The Guardian's headline is 'How Going Green May Make You Mean.' We're inclined to think the chain of causation runs the other… — James Taranto Copy Share Image
There are those who seem to feel they have no choice about being jerks in the present because they had a crappy… — J. Michael Straczynski Copy Share Image
“[He] is the worst kind of asshole they make - the kind who is completely oblivious to how he sounds, the kind… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
My biggest problem in live games is that I love the game so much and I don't think I ever met a… — James Woods Copy Share Image
Warren Cox, God knew, was no prize; a commercial person, a sales person, the kind of man who said things like "x… — Richard Yates Copy Share Image
CEOs can talk and blab each day about culture, but the employees all know who the jerks are. They could name the… — Jack Welch Copy Share Image
