Bathroom Quote by Kate Brian

What is it with you and girls’ bathrooms?

— Becca Fitzpatrick

Boy are like dogs using the bathroom they use it then leave it behind

— Carmen Perez

Dear restroom, you aren't just a bathroom. You are a place to talk, cry, gossip and escape from my class. Sincerely, teenagers.

— Anonymous

Dear restroom, you aren't just a bathroom. You are a place to talk, cry, gossip and escape from my class.

— Anonymous

I got called a boy all the time. Going into the bathroom, I still get the shocked look, like, 'Are you supposed to be…

— Brittney Griner

Boys sometimes poop.

— Lil John

“Boys have outdoor plumbing. Girls have indoor plumbing. If we tried to pee standing up, it would just dribble down our legs.”

— Maya Van Wagenen

You boys is washed up and I'm shitting on em like two girls in one cup.

— Lil Wayne

You might be the best Hamlet of your generation in the bathroom, but unfortunately, you have to come out and do it on stage,…

— Roger Rees

Excuse me, everybody, I have to go to the bathroom. I really have to telephone, but I'm too embarrassed to say so.

— Dorothy Parker

I do not think it is appropriate for teenage boys and girls to share the same bathroom.

— Dan Forest

I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially…

— Lynda Barry