Bathroom Quote by Ken Marino Download Open image “Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it.” — Ken Marino ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bathroom Every House Ultimately Will
I can't tell you how indispensable a bidet is. I have them in all my homes. — Sonja Morgan Copy Share Image
“I’m about to take a shower because I smell like an all-nighter, then I think I’ll take a bath so I can have a… — Jay McInerney Copy Share Image
When I got my Oprah money, the first thing I bought was a really nice electronic bidet toilet seat. It just feels like this… — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
If I ever buy a house and redo the bathroom, I'm putting urinals in there. — Lamorne Morris Copy Share Image
I can't see myself ever spending hundreds of thousands on anything that doesn't come with a toilet. — Dr. Dre Copy Share Image
Before you use the bathroom in sombeodies house makesure they have toilet paper — Ciara Leon Copy Share Image
“Do you think this is a bloomin’ hotel? What, next you’ll be wanting a bidet?” With infuriated embarrassment, I ground out, “Unless you like… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
The stuff I write with Joe Lo Truglio tends to lean towards horror-comedy and horror. — Ken Marino Copy Share Image
'Party Down' was one of the most magical, special experiences of my professional career. Also special in my personal life, too. I made really… — Ken Marino Copy Share Image
The best way to do comedy is to not filter yourself, and then you could always fix it later. You want to be able… — Ken Marino Copy Share Image
I just - I like the saccharin and the gooeyness of 'Bachelor,' and how just gross and like falsely romantic it is. Whereas, like,… — Ken Marino Copy Share Image
You have to tap into the child in you. If you can get to that innocent place, then you're golden. That was the subconscious… — Ken Marino Copy Share Image
One of the things I would love to do is 'Axe Cop,' which is a comic book. I would like to be involved in… — Ken Marino Copy Share Image
I love that there are so many 'Veronica Mars' fans. I was not a regular on the show. I was lucky enough to just… — Ken Marino Copy Share Image
The beauty of shooting on something that's not in front of an audience is that you can just cut out the times you're laughing.… — Ken Marino Copy Share Image
I don't know who's running IMDB. It could be computers. I'd like to talk to someone from IMDB. — Ken Marino Copy Share Image
I like shows where, like, there's a team that they're against the world. — Ken Marino Copy Share Image
I've been in a serious conversation with one of my children, and a fan has come up. I've been in a public bathroom and… — Helen Reddy Copy Share Image
Ill-fitting grammar are like ill-fitting shoes. You can get used to it for a bit, but then one day your toes fall off and… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
You know, I'm the only one in this family who has no problems, . . . And you know why? Because any time I'm… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Poems come from ordinary experiences and objects, I think. Out of memory - a dress I lent my daughter on her way back to… — Sharon Olds Copy Share Image
I took a wrong turn on the way to the bathroom and found myself in a beautifully proportioned room I had never seen before,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In the 1998 Oscars, I found myself in the bathroom in a stall, next to Tom Selleck. So I leaned over and I said… — Tom Hanks Copy Share Image
My pet peeve is hearing a knock on the bathroom door followed by the familiar words, 'What are you doing in there? — Karen Scalf Linamen Copy Share Image
Using a public bathroom is an incredibly embarrassing experience. I enter the stall but can't reach the lock on the door. — Sinead Burke Copy Share Image
I get really nervous if pigeons are flying around before shows. I can't stand them after one once flew in through my bathroom window… — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
“I'll meet you outside," I said. No way was I actually doing to shout 'I have to pee' at the top of my lungs.” — Stella Lennon Copy Share Image
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
