“I hope that someday, somebody wants to hold you for twenty minutes straight, and that’s all they do. They don’t pull away.… — Adrienne Shelly Copy Share Image
Waiters and waitresses are becoming nicer and much more caring. I used to pay my check, they would say "Thank you." That's… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
I wasn't a very good waitress, always spilling things on people and forgetting things. I once spilled ashes all over Mike Wallace's… — Tracy Pollan Copy Share Image
I'm thinking waiters and waitresses are going to be bracing for more customers coming in going, not just kind of where is… — Michael Moss Copy Share Image
Cheryl [Hines] and I sat through two screenings at the Sundance Film Festival and during the second one, we said to each… — Keri Russell Copy Share Image
We shot the movie [Waitress] in 20 days so there wasn't a lot of time to learn. There wasn't a lot of… — Keri Russell Copy Share Image
I've been a DJ, janitor, ditch digger, waitress, computer instructor, programmer, mechanic, web developer, clerk, manager, marketing director, tour guide and dorm… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
My stand-up has always been very character-based. I'm not really the kind of person that's like, 'Hey, here's what's on my mind!… — Mary Lynn Rajskub Copy Share Image
The waitress comes over to me like, 'What'chu readin' for?' I had never been asked that. Not 'What am I reading?' but… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
When I go into a restaurant, the waitress who brings me my meal, the cook in the back who prepared it, the… — Gene Veith Copy Share Image
A poet could write volumes about diners, because they're so beautiful. They're brightly lit, with chrome and booths and Naugahyde and great… — David Lynch Copy Share Image
In practice, you realise that most attempts to feed your baby in a public space will be met with subtle but palpable… — Rowan Pelling Copy Share Image
I was starting to wonder if I was ready to be a writer, not someone who won prizes, got published and was… — Ann Patchett Copy Share Image
Donald Trump claims - he did interview after the debate where he said, well, gosh, you can't find Americans to do these… — Ted Cruz Copy Share Image
I think it's quite common and realistic. There are many stories like this [in Waitress]. [Jenna, my character] marriage looks really horrible… — Keri Russell Copy Share Image
“Carol, a swing-shift cocktail waitress in the Bird of Paradise's show lounge had gotten home (guesswork, here) around 2:15 - 2:30, poured… — Jeff Rice Copy Share Image
When I was about 17, I had a row with my mother and left home for six months, renting a flat and… — Anne Robinson Copy Share Image
Now, as an adult, I appreciate those memories. Mom taught me the importance of compassion for your waitress, your crossing guard, your… — Cate Edwards Copy Share Image
“Whaddaya want?" growled Viola, our small, surly, octogenarian waitress. What did I want? A job. A clue. A love. "Two coffees," Len… — Megan McCafferty Copy Share Image
Along the way, I've worked as a waitress, I've done phone surveys, and worked as a receptionist, and for the last twenty… — Debra Dean Copy Share Image
I worked at Equinox, I worked at a juice shop, I was an assistant to a woman who just broke up with… — Esther Povitsky Copy Share Image
There will always be ways to pay my rent, whether I wind up having to be a waitress on the side or… — Juno Temple Copy Share Image
I was photographing every meal I ate, every person I met, every waiter or waitress who served me, every bed I slept… — Stephen Shore Copy Share Image
I drove a cab. But all the girls I knew when I was young who had to work - there were rich… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
Waitress: "And to drink?" Artemis: "Spring water. Irish, if you have it. And no ice, please. As your ice is no doubt… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant, and this white waitress came up to me and said: 'We… — Dick Gregory Copy Share Image
“I never learn. Like a waitress will bring my meal. “Hey, enjoy your meal.” “You, too. But you don’t have one, do… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
We went to lunch and were talking about procrastination and the waitress overheard us and she said, 'I have a problem with… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
My life is so different because of 'Waitress.' The people that I'm close to, the things I do professionally, my colleagues, my… — Sara Bareilles Copy Share Image
I love Keri Russell. I watched every episode of Felicity, and Waitress is my favorite film from last year. She's just an… — Virginia Madsen Copy Share Image
I staggered into a Manchester bar late one night on a tour and the waitress said "You look as if you need… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Slap the waitress on the booty, tell her get another round (another round) and when I make it rain, money all over… — Yung Joc Copy Share Image
Adrienne [ Shelly] had 100 per cent control over this movie [ Waitress] as a director. She didn't just write it, direct… — Keri Russell Copy Share Image
I get tired of hearing it's a crummy world and that people are no damned good. What kind of talk is that?… — Robert Fulghum Copy Share Image
I'll bet I'm as old as you are." "I'm older than Sanskrit." "Well, I was waitress at the Last Supper." "I'm so… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
I've always had this American-pie face that would get work in commercials... I'd say things like, 'Hi, Marge, how's your laundry?' and… — Teri Garr Copy Share Image
If a waiter or waitress tells me when gratuity is included they automatically get more gratuity. When they hide it I go… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Eric,” she said, “maybe someday one of the waitresses will get pregnant, and we can go to a baby shower!” “That would… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
I once waited on Sean Connery. A long time ago. This was at the Caledonian Hotel in Edinburgh. They closed down the… — Tony D'Souza Copy Share Image
“From there we’d go over to the Friendly Lounge at Tenth and Washington, owned by a guy named John who went by… — Charles Brandt Copy Share Image