I've always had this American-pie face that would get work in commercials... I'd say things like, 'Hi, Marge, how's your laundry?' and… — Teri Garr Copy Share Image
If a waiter or waitress tells me when gratuity is included they automatically get more gratuity. When they hide it I go… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Eric,” she said, “maybe someday one of the waitresses will get pregnant, and we can go to a baby shower!” “That would… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
I once waited on Sean Connery. A long time ago. This was at the Caledonian Hotel in Edinburgh. They closed down the… — Tony D'Souza Copy Share Image
“From there we’d go over to the Friendly Lounge at Tenth and Washington, owned by a guy named John who went by… — Charles Brandt Copy Share Image
For the rest of my life I'll be thinking about that hamburger. I'll be sitting there at the counter, holding it in… — Richard Brautigan Copy Share Image
I never lived the life of 'Oh, you're so good-looking'. People thought I was a girl when I was little, because I… — Bradley Cooper Copy Share Image
“I took care of the next guy in line while I checked out the girl who was boxing up a pecan pie… — Chris Cannon Copy Share Image
Waitresses, soldiers, rickshaw drivers, old ladies selling vegetables - my father would schmooze anybody. He was Clintonesque before the word existed. And,… — Scott Anderson Copy Share Image
Who would be an artist that was perfectly happy? Maybe nowadays, but when I grew up in the '60s, you had nobody… — Amy Sillman Copy Share Image
The whole acting and Hollywood [thing], it's just work to me. Stand-up comedy ruins you so badly for doing television. I don't… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
It's definitely a unique situation that we're in. And, yeah, it is difficult not having our ringleader here with us to talk… — Keri Russell Copy Share Image
I think with the people that they talk about who do waitress and who came from a small town and they hit… — Meagan Good Copy Share Image
I was never a nightclub manager or a hostess. I want to make that very clear. I was an executive at my… — Rachel Uchitel Copy Share Image
“As soon as he took his chair, the waitress came over, her eyebrows raised, as if he were a new customer. He… — James S.A. Corey Copy Share Image
Kindle, isn’t it?” the waitress asked. “I got one for Christmas, and I love it. I’m reading my way through all of… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Gregory Peck was so charismatic. I saw a woman fall down - fall down! - when she saw him in a restaurant.… — Val Kilmer Copy Share Image
“From "Lunchtime At The Justice Cafe" : The waitress snarled a grin that lasted just long enough to show a mouthful of… — Ken Goldman Copy Share Image
But truth be told, I'm not as dour-looking as I would like. I'm stuck with this round, sweetie-pie face, tiny heart-shaped lips,… — Sarah Vowell Copy Share Image
I usually base my characters on composites of people I know. One trumpet player in SIDE MAN is really a mix of… — Warren Leight Copy Share Image
I get heartfelt thanks from all kinds of people. Today I heard from a waitress in Georgia who has lost her job… — Elizabeth Warren Copy Share Image
I got lost a lot, and I was a really bad waitress I got lost on the subway. — Piper Perabo Copy Share Image
All I ask is that you tip your waiters and waitresses. We have to turn this situation around. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I said to the waitress, "There's a fly swimming in my soup." She said: "You've got too much soup - he should… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
“I just smiled and wished hard for the waitress to come back from Cancun or Mazatlan or wherever she was so I… — Karen MacInerney Copy Share Image
I was very poor and I was a waitress, and it's hard to be a poor waitress in New York. — Kristin Davis Copy Share Image
If the waitress gives her a coloring book and crayons she's too young for you bro! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wasn't the best waitress in the world, but I was cheerful and worked hard. — Lucy Alibar Copy Share Image
I wanted to be a comedian. I wanted to meet waitresses and felt that being a comedian was my best way to… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
My mother was a waitress in a Lyons Corner House, but she married up. She was keen on bettering herself. She taught… — Charles Dance Copy Share Image
I do think it [the Waitress] speaks in a positive way for women and it was surprising for me to see it… — Keri Russell Copy Share Image
I loved being a waitress. At times I think...I'd just like to go back and be a waitress for a few weeks… — Evangeline Lilly Copy Share Image
I was a waitress. I was pretty good at it. I liked to solve those puzzles-you know, when to put the dinner… — Catherine Keener Copy Share Image
Waitress asked, 'Can I get you guys something to drink?' I'm alone. She giggled at her flub. I solemnly said, 'She's only… — Kevin Pereira Copy Share Image
![“The whole acting and Hollywood [thing], it's just work to me. Stand-up comedy ruins you so badly for doing television. I don't really need to be known anymore than I am. The slight sliver of fame I do have is hard to deal with. If I was actually well-known - I don't even know what to say to people…” quote by Doug Stanhope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/34c/doug-stanhope-1528_acting_the-whole-acting-and-hollywood-thing-it_124805.jpg)
![“It's definitely a unique situation that we're in. And, yeah, it is difficult not having our ringleader here with us to talk about the film [the Waitress], not having our main person here. People are also asking in relation to the film: what would Adrienne [ Shelly] say about this or that? But I…” quote by Keri Russell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/209/keri-russell-8795_asking_it-s-definitely-a-unique-situation-that_1800137.jpg)
![“I do think it [the Waitress] speaks in a positive way for women and it was surprising for me to see it for the first time as a movie all put together with music. I really liked it a lot.” quote by Keri Russell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/d94/keri-russell-8795_first-time_i-do-think-it-the-waitress-speaks-in-a-p_2893649.jpg)
