My mother and father had so many ups and downs and stayed with each other and helped each other. My mother took… — Patti Smith Copy Share Image
Along the way, I've worked as a waitress, I've done phone surveys, and worked as a receptionist, and for the last twenty… — Debra Dean Copy Share Image
There will always be ways to pay my rent, whether I wind up having to be a waitress on the side or… — Juno Temple Copy Share Image
For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40 +, there is a balding, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
But truth be told, I'm not as dour-looking as I would like. I'm stuck with this round, sweetie-pie face, tiny heart-shaped lips,… — Sarah Vowell Copy Share Image
I never lived the life of 'Oh, you're so good-looking'. People thought I was a girl when I was little, because I… — Bradley Cooper Copy Share Image
If the waitress comes, order me a coffee and something that involves bacon. — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
I once waited on Sean Connery. A long time ago. This was at the Caledonian Hotel in Edinburgh. They closed down the… — Tony D'Souza Copy Share Image
My cousin Louie, we walk into a bar, and he says, Dom, I think that waitress knows me. What do you think… — Dom Irrera Copy Share Image
Once I cried in a restaurant because the waitress told me I couldn't eat my soup with a fork, I had to… — Liam Payne Copy Share Image
I love Keri Russell. I watched every episode of Felicity, and Waitress is my favorite film from last year. She's just an… — Virginia Madsen Copy Share Image
“I hope that someday, somebody wants to hold you for twenty minutes straight, and that’s all they do. They don’t pull away.… — Adrienne Shelly Copy Share Image
The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the idea of someone, a waitress, being responsible… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
In practice, you realise that most attempts to feed your baby in a public space will be met with subtle but palpable… — Rowan Pelling Copy Share Image
Flappers sounds like where waitresses go after they're too old to work at Hooters. — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
I said to the waitress, "There's a fly swimming in my soup." She said: "You've got too much soup - he should… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
I drove a cab. But all the girls I knew when I was young who had to work - there were rich… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
I usually base my characters on composites of people I know. One trumpet player in SIDE MAN is really a mix of… — Warren Leight Copy Share Image
Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think… — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
Donald Trump claims - he did interview after the debate where he said, well, gosh, you can't find Americans to do these… — Ted Cruz Copy Share Image
Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage! — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
My stand-up has always been very character-based. I'm not really the kind of person that's like, 'Hey, here's what's on my mind!… — Mary Lynn Rajskub Copy Share Image
