Appearance Quote by Hunter S. Thompson

Every hooker I ever speak to tells me that it beats the hell out of waitressing.

— Woody Allen

“I felt like someone who'd been informed that she wasn't actually a hooker; that in fact she was a lady of the evening.”

— Neil Gaiman

“Carol, a swing-shift cocktail waitress in the Bird of Paradise's show lounge had gotten home (guesswork, here) around 2:15 - 2:30, poured herself a…

— Jeff Rice

“Hookers in whore houses awaiting drunkards at dawn who can't get it up. Broken sprung beds. Sulking, sagging and stained. Foreplay forgotten. Failed and…

— Harry Whitewolf

“She didn't look like any motel manager I had ever seen. More likely an actress who hadn't quite made the grade down south, or…

— Ross Macdonald

She was only a prostitute, but she had the nicest face I ever came across.

— George Carlin

Man, I hate waking up with a dead hooker.

— Anonymous

“The prostitute became uncomfortable -- as if 'talk' were in a category of aberrant behavior, short of which she drew the line. 'You have…

— John Irving

“That's what hookers get... ...”

— Deyth Banger

You're an old man who dresses like a Hooter's waitress.

— Greg Giraldo

“You've been watching to much Pretty Woman, and I'm sorry, but there's no way I'm the hooker in this arrangement.”

— A.J. Rose

“In one move, she screwed me out of two beds. The best hookers in Vegas couldn't pull that off.”

— Flint Ory