Cousin Quote by Jenny Lawson Download Open image ““I turned to my cousin, "My turn-ons are Rainbow Brite and unicorns.”” — Jenny Lawson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cousin Rainbow Brite
“I had to admit it was adorable. You know, in a unicorns-farting-out-rainbows kind of way that made me want to hurl.” — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“You only had to see a unicorn lay open the side of a centaur once, the ribcage flashing white when the ripped skin flopped… — Lev Grossman Copy Share Image
“What did you think was going to happen? That Hell would be all unicorns and rainbows?” — Amanda Carlson Copy Share Image
“His response filled me with glee. It was as if a unicorn had appeared beneath a double rainbow and started tap dancing.” — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“I’m coming to talk sense into you. Unicorn dicks don’t come along every day, sweet cheeks. You need to quit freaking out and get… — Lili Valente Copy Share Image
“In truth, the unicorn was me - the me I wished I could be - if only I dared.” — Forest F. White Copy Share Image
“Your mom is a rainbow goddess?” “Got a problem with that?” Butch said. “No, no,” Leo said. “Rainbows. Very macho.” — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Okay," I said slowly, "but what the hell would you mate a horse with to get a unicorn, because I don't see horses and… — Jonathan Maberry Copy Share Image
“And it's you, Rowan, in the sunlight with preserved beauty at your back. You're the end of the goddamn rainbow. You're the answer before… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
the most terribly human moments - the ones we want to pretend never happened - are the very moments that make us who we… — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
“I MADE MY CATS A WATER BED OUT OF A ZIPLOC BAG AND A SHOEBOX. THEY POPPED IT WITH THEIR CLAWS AND THEY ALMOST… — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
“Everything in this book is mostly true but some details have been changed to protect the guilty. I know it’s usually about “protecting the… — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
Have you ever been homesick for someplace that doesn't actually exist anymore? Someplace that exists only in your mind? — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
“As far as I'm concerned, a house should look lived-in, and I consider it clean as long as I don't stick to it and… — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
“Something wonderful about experiencing life with friendly strangers and stranger-friends who all fit in your pocket.” — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
“And while our families made their way to the church doorsteps to prepare to throw birdseed at us, we hid in the empty church… — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
“There's a very mean girl down the hall who's trying to get me fired. I'm no good with confrontation, so whenever I say, "Have… — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
“Then a man onstage quoted Sam Houston, saying, “Texas can make it without the United States, BUT THE UNITED STATES CANNOT MAKE IT WITHOUT… — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
Some people we define as trolls are just critics. Sometimes they have a point. And I hear them. But for the ones who comment… — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
“By my tenth glass of wine I started to wonder whether there was something wrong with my palate. Everyone else was marking the wine… — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
It's interesting with my blog, because it feels to me less like a blog and more like a forum, because my readers are so… — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
I love a lot of things, a whole lot of things / Like / My cousin comes to visit and you know he's from… — Eloise Greenfield Copy Share Image
Memoirs are going to be problematic sells for a while, though, because even if memoir means "based in memory," right now, in the collective… — Debra Monroe Copy Share Image
Going where no man has gone before is more difficult than it sounds. Our cousins and ancestors were no less curious than we are,… — N.D. Wilson Copy Share Image
If astronomy teaches anything, it teaches that man is but a detail in the evolution of the universe, and the resemblant though diverse details… — Percival Lowell Copy Share Image
“The platonic love I feel for my cousin, made me write this diary ...” Leione” — Pet Torres Copy Share Image
As long as I sit at Henry Clay's desk, I will remember his lifelong desire to forge agreement, but I will also keep close… — Rand Paul Copy Share Image
“I know you’re cousins but you’re like fourth cousins. It’s not necessarily too icky.” ” — R.E. Butler Copy Share Image
My dear young cousin, if there's one thing I've learned over the eons, it's that you can't give up on your family, no matter… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Everybody I've ever met was destroyed by a member of the opposite sex early on and that damage you took into every relationship after… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
I was fifteen, or sixteen. I was in high school. I was spending a summer in California with my second cousins. And I wanted… — Steven Spielberg Copy Share Image
