Farting Quote by Gemma Halliday

“His response filled me with glee. It was as if a unicorn had appeared beneath a double rainbow and started tap dancing.”

— Penny Reid

“He turned and snarled at me, eyes blazing. “Eep!” I said, because even though it was scary, it was still a scary unicorn ,…

— T.J. Klune

“Then they both laughed, because it was ludicrous to think that unicorns could be horrible in any way.”

— Jessica Day George

“You only had to see a unicorn lay open the side of a centaur once, the ribcage flashing white when the ripped skin flopped…

— Lev Grossman

“In truth, the unicorn was me - the me I wished I could be - if only I dared.”

— Forest F. White

“What did you think was going to happen? That Hell would be all unicorns and rainbows?”

— Amanda Carlson

“I’m coming to talk sense into you. Unicorn dicks don’t come along every day, sweet cheeks. You need to quit freaking out and get…

— Lili Valente

“It was like watching two unicorns fucking," he told her. "All glitter and jizz.”

— Erin McCarthy

“He held out his elbow in a disingenuously gentlymanly gesture. "How about we go and have some real fun?" "What,shattering my one remaining fantasy…

— Kiersten White

“So, what’s the issue with Unicorns?” “Imagine a cat,” Rose said. “Not just a cat, but a cat that is such a cat, other…

— Bryan Fields

“What was I supposed to do? Skip around in circles smiling and handing out candy canes while rainbows came out my ass?”

— Lola Stark

“felt SO insanely happy I could just . . . VOMIT sunshine, rainbows, confetti, glitter and . . . um . . . those yummy little Skittles thingies!”

— Rachel Renée Russell