Love Quotes by Maureen Johnson

8 Love quotes by Maureen Johnson

Johnson's love notes sparkle with humor and contemporary flair, capturing the quirks of modern romance. This short set reflects her lively, relatable voice.

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Money is for doing things, my love. Don't sit on it like a hen sits on an egg. It doesn't hatch. I…

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You've never told me about your love life, Scarlett. You're a very pretty girl. You must have a boy shacked up somewhere…

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“I love Ginny's expedition!”

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Which is both gross and breathtakingly romantic. He could always have just gone upstairs and brushed his teeth, but he stayed and…

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He's been in love with Miss Gina since high school, but he doesn't really know how to talk to girls, so he's…

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“Idea meets execution. Feeling becomes action. I don't know why people find this idea so hard to get. I mean, you can…

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Oh, the ongoing love affair between hair and mouths. Hair always goes for the mouth. The mouth opens, and hair says, "I'm…

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“For you, there is underage, and then, there is underage. I believe a taste of wine is perfectly acceptable, but please stick to one…

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Boo: "Go talk to her." Callum: "About what?" Boo: "Anything." Callum: "You want me to walk up to her and say, 'Are you a…

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