“He was always 'checking in' to see if I needed any help with my campaign, which on the surface seemed nice enough,… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“He delivered the mail, ran our modest recycling program, and maintained our handful of public buildings. He also occasionally fell asleep while… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“The rest of the morning would consist of checking on a pothole in the parking lot of the village clinic and writing… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Ophelia was beating some poor underling for not knowing her arse from the sparse collection of cells between her ears.” — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Leave before I have to rip your eyes out with my dull Lady Bic razor.” — Rose Pressey Copy Share Image
“Cooper! Help!' The coward turned and walked into the kitchen as if he hadn't seen me getting frogmarched by the estrogen squad.” — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“I held it together for the rest of the drive home but as soon as Kelsey dropped me off I flopped face… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“...I supplied in a tone so saccharine that it should have tipped him off that his testicular health was in serious peril.” — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Hubert's wife, Mindy, was a tiny powerhouse of a woman with a halo of wild blond hair and eye makeup so complex… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“It takes a while for the heat to work in this piece of shit, but when it kicks in, you’ll sweat like… — Robyn Peterman Copy Share Image
“This look said I was uncomfortably near some line. Nikos had a lot of lines, all hidden. If you shot a marble… — Mary Hughes Copy Share Image
“Do you mind if we leave here so I can chain smoke 'til I throw up so it will be easier to… — Robyn Peterman Copy Share Image
“I could run, too, but my feet hurt. It's tough being a fashion vixen.” — Kimberly Raye Copy Share Image
“Wait until you meet my family. At Thanksgiving, we kill everything we can find, put it into a pot, and call it… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“I'd rather drink my dinner out of a martini glass and follow it up with a cosmopolitan chaser.” — Kimberly Raye Copy Share Image
“I grabbed a beer out of the fridge and slammed it shut. I shouldn’t have come. I should have waited outside for… — Robyn Peterman Copy Share Image
“I'm twenty-nine, happily single and getting it on a regular basis' I said, enjoying the way their thin lips hung open in… — Robyn Peterman Copy Share Image
“If one is going to spend her afternoon singing hymns to the great porcelain goddess, she might as well do it in… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Maybe younger than the thirty he looked, still caught in style over substance.” — Mary Hughes Copy Share Image
“While I had no intention of hooking up with him, I still wanted him to want to hook up with me. It… — Kimberly Raye Copy Share Image
“Annabelle was practically standing on my back. It was like wearing an Annabelle backpack.” — Rose Pressey Copy Share Image
