Contemporary-comedy Quote by Molly Harper Download Open image ““A boot up the ass could be considered a 'nudge' right?”” — Molly Harper ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Contemporary-comedy Supernatural-romance Werewolves
“It is better to die with your boots on than to live as a bootlicker.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“For what? Putting your boot on another man’s head and stealing him blind, until someone with a bigger boot comes along to kick you… — Mark T. Sullivan Copy Share Image
“I must do whatever I can to find the best partners possible." "Did you kick their butts?" He frowned. "The buttocks are among the… — Allison van Diepen Copy Share Image
“I fucked that boot for all I was worth, I admit. “What the – hurk – fuck!” Susan was looking over her shoulder. “Gack!”… — Ellie Saxx Copy Share Image
“You have a feisty little attitude, don’t you?” “You’re about to get a feisty little foot up your ass,” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“You are a fucking naughty girl,” I told her. “Or just a naughty girl you’re fucking,” she said and picked up one of the… — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
“You’re cheery, which is important, you’re cheeky, which is more important, and you’ve got a lovely bottom, which is all-important. The ass of a… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“I was shameless in my supermarket-shelf mass-market taste. I loved King, Evanovich, Grisham and Brown. I won't lie; the oficial-looking filing cabinet in the… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
You can take the girl out of the library, but you can’t take the neurotic, compulsively curious librarian out of the girl. — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“The fact that these kits [vampire protection] were generally useless didn’t bother me nearly as much as the idea of holy water being sold… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Wait, is this a nice-ish way of telling me we had sex and I was lousy? That's how you can tell I'm inexperienced? Because,… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“My color schemes were limited to what would go with the pewter-gray gown...except for the bridesmaids' gowns. I'd already decided that they were going… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“When a naked man shows up on your doorstep with a bear trap clamped around his ankle, it's best just to do what he… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
If you want to hurt me, fine. Take my books. Burn down my house. Shave my head while I am sleeping. But nobody, nobody… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“He doesn’t drink too much. He’s employed and works hard. He doesn’t have commitment issues, kids, or crazy ex-girlfriends. He doesn’t attach way too… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“He was always 'checking in' to see if I needed any help with my campaign, which on the surface seemed nice enough, but it… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
I am a former newspaper reporter turned church secretary turned vampire novelist. I wrote my first complete novel, 'Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs,' at… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Really. How do you respond when someone gifts you with nonlethal law-enforcement equipment?” — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“He was always 'checking in' to see if I needed any help with my campaign, which on the surface seemed nice enough, but it… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“He delivered the mail, ran our modest recycling program, and maintained our handful of public buildings. He also occasionally fell asleep while driving a… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“The rest of the morning would consist of checking on a pothole in the parking lot of the village clinic and writing up a… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Ophelia was beating some poor underling for not knowing her arse from the sparse collection of cells between her ears.” — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Leave before I have to rip your eyes out with my dull Lady Bic razor.” — Rose Pressey Copy Share Image
“Cooper! Help!' The coward turned and walked into the kitchen as if he hadn't seen me getting frogmarched by the estrogen squad.” — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“I held it together for the rest of the drive home but as soon as Kelsey dropped me off I flopped face down on… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“...I supplied in a tone so saccharine that it should have tipped him off that his testicular health was in serious peril.” — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Hubert's wife, Mindy, was a tiny powerhouse of a woman with a halo of wild blond hair and eye makeup so complex it took… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“It takes a while for the heat to work in this piece of shit, but when it kicks in, you’ll sweat like a fat… — Robyn Peterman Copy Share Image
“This look said I was uncomfortably near some line. Nikos had a lot of lines, all hidden. If you shot a marble in on… — Mary Hughes Copy Share Image
